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PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Votes:	7299	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9955
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Potions Brewed:	182
Votes:	1038	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Votes:	4550	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	32

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.