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  • Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers

    Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 3459
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Join our epic Minecraft server where the mobs are wild, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are always ready to party!

    Our server is the perfect place to find your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Need a soundtrack for your steamy pixelated escapades? Look no further than our exclusive playlist featuring hits like “Creeper Love” and “Enderman Seduction.”

    So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find the best song to fuck to while you’re at it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hate the Creeper, Not the Player

    Hate the Creeper, Not the Player
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 4767
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Crops Grown: 4533 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner blocky warrior and battle against evil mobs and other players. we have a secret underground base where u can find rare treasures and hidden loot.

    u can also build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss. but watch out for creepers, they be sneaky lil buggers.

    we have epic events like a pig racing competition and a dance party in the nether. plus, our community is super friendly and always willing to help u out.

    so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. remember, it’s not possible to hate a societal group, but it is possible to hate creepers. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DryOutCraft

    DryOutCraft
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 5042
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, u wanna join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got plants dat can come back from the dead like zombies?! yea man, we got resurrection plants dat can survive drought by drying out like raisins, but then BAM they come back to life like a phoenix rising from the ashes. It’s like plant zombies up in here, all thanks to some wild gene family that’s duplicated across species. Join us and witness the miracle of nature in pixelated form, it’s gonna blow your mind, bro! 🌱💀🔥 #ResurrectionPlantsFTW

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AND Factions

    AND Factions
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1930
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Villages Defended: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server launches on July 10th, 4pm CET!

    OGFactions is a server dedicated to bringing back the nostalgic feel of classic faction servers. Where items are actually valuable, and players must grind to achieve them – there’s absolutely ZERO way to buy any kind of in-game advantage.

    The server is run by 2 seasoned MCPVP veterans who are committed to prioritizing gameplay and fun above all else.

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  • Hardrada: where we build worlds one faction at a time! Join our wacky towny SMP adventure!

    Hardrada: where we build worlds one faction at a time! Join our wacky towny SMP adventure!
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8627
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Emeralds Found: 2206 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hardrada Worldbuilding Server Overview

    Key Features Description
    Unmatched Freedom Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
    Fair and Supportive Staff Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
    Player-Driven Stories Forge your path and shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, and alliances or epic wars and political intrigue.
    Community and Collaboration Collaborate with like-minded players to build magnificent structures, create thriving economies, and participate in events.
    Dynamic World Server evolves with players’ actions, creating a living, breathing environment where every choice matters.

    Hardrada Worldbuilding Server FAQ

    What sets Hardrada Worldbuilding apart from other Minecraft servers?

    Hardrada Worldbuilding offers unmatched freedom for players to create and shape their own empires, with a supportive staff team ensuring a fair and enjoyable experience.

    How can I join the Hardrada Worldbuilding community?

    You can join our community by connecting to our Minecraft server and joining our Discord server using the link provided above.

    What type of events and quests can players participate in on Hardrada Worldbuilding?

    Players can participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards and recognition.

    Is PvP and warfare a major aspect of gameplay on Hardrada Worldbuilding?

    Players have the option to test their skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

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  • KinniCraft Minecraft Server

    KinniCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1910
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 6951
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no kinnikuman threads? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your kinnikuman needs! Join us and battle it out with other players in epic wrestling matches, where the winner gets a diamond crown and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your wrestling skills and become the champion of the ring!

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  • ChuubaCraft Minecraft Server

    ChuubaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5922
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Animals Bred: 200
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Potions Brewed: 158 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to fit in with the cool kids on other Minecraft servers? Do you feel like a misunderstood weirdo with obscure interests? Well, have no fear, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and become part of a community of fellow misfits and oddballs who embrace their inner weirdness. We welcome all players, no matter how strange or quirky you may be. In fact, the weirder, the better!

    On our server, you can build your own wacky creations, like a giant toilet-shaped house or a roller coaster made entirely out of cheese. Let your imagination run wild and show off your unique style to the world.

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events and competitions, like a dance-off with creepers or a scavenger hunt for rare items. Plus, our admin team is made up of trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their hilarious antics.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may just become the next big thing in the Minecraft world, despite (or maybe because of) your bizarre interests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ObGynCraft: No Idiot Receptionists

    ObGynCraft: No Idiot Receptionists
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 307
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TwitCraftAlive!

    TwitCraftAlive!
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 3606
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of scrolling through Twitter and seeing the same old drama and hot takes? Well, it’s time to log off and join our Minecraft server for some real entertainment! Our server is so lit, even Twitter is jealous.

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back again.

    So why waste your time on Twitter when you could be building epic castles, exploring hidden dungeons, and hanging out with the coolest players this side of the End Portal? Join us now and see why Twitter is so last season!

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  • ShipwreckCleanup Minecraft Server

    ShipwreckCleanup Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2545
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Zombie Dances: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a server where u can dive into the ocean and find epic WWII shipwrecks to explore! join now and help us clean up these shipwrecks before the Pacific nations get mad at us! u never know what treasures u might find down there – maybe even a diamond sword or enchanted armor! plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underwater base where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil sea monsters lurking in the depths. so what r u waiting for? dive in and start your epic adventure today!

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