loansharks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LoanCraft: Where you can build your dreams…and pay them off with diamonds!

Blockchain, brexit, BUILD, Business loan, Crypto, debt recovery, diamonds, digital assets, dreams…and, Europe, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Friend, Gaming, international finance, loan options, LoanCraft, loansharks, Minecraft, online transactions, Pay, Safety Measures, uk, virtual currency, Virtual Economy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with loan sharks in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and take out a virtual business loan in the UK, then disappear to Europe where those pesky loan sharks can’t touch you thanks to Brexit bong laws. We even have a special feature that allows you to safely stash your loan money in crypto, so you can live out your virtual financial dreams without any worries. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape debt and live your best Minecraft life! Join now and start your epic virtual financial journey today!

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4558	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4569	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

SurvivalOnline

Anarchy, Eula, Gaming, microsoft, Minecraft, mojang studios, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	New Chunks Explored:	50109
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6444	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Our server hosts the Minecraft survival gamemode as provided by Mojang Studios, an open ended sandbox.

You must follow the Mojang and Microsoft EULA that you have agreed to when creating your account.

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World of Cracks RP – Because fixing things is overrated! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, alliances, Characters, Civilization, Community, Conflict, cracks, creativity, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Fixing, Immersive, Magic, Modpack, Overrated, Peace, Roleplay, Stories, storytelling, Survival, virtual world, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions	Description
The Imeris Entente 👑	Founded by Dwarven clans, high-elf Caeli, Humans, and the mysterious Myriad.
The Wildchoir 🌳	Comprised of halfling Cuthail, elven Kihai, orcish Hjen, and human Endless Spears.

Cities	Description
Azuverde 🏝️	A town of scholars, artists, traders, and craftsmen in the jungle with a dangerous beauty.
Hythe 🏰	A city on a mountain with rapid advancements in artificery and a focus on defense.

The World

An enormous custom map with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes, and advanced mechanics.

Role-Playing

Play a character of your own design with various races and classes, creating memorable stories.

How To Join

Join our Discord server or visit our website to apply, get Whitelisted, and start playing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Minecraft server about?	It is a role-playing server set in a unique world with diverse races, factions, and cities.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server, fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the modpack.
What are the races and factions available?	The server features the Imeris Entente and the Wildchoir, each with distinct characteristics.
Can I create my own character and storyline?	Yes, players have the freedom to create unique characters, backstories, and experiences.

Worlds Apart Minecraft Server

altered perspective, bittersweet, bygone era, changes, contrasting reality, Different world, evolved surroundings., looking back, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old Days, Past Life, previous existence, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, Server, time gone by, transformed environment, used to live, wistful, worlds

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Farms Harvested:	670

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old worlds where you have to mine for hours just to find a diamond? Well, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs like horses and trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, laying obsidian eggs that you can use to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Oh, and did I mention the lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds? Or the fact that every full moon, the mobs throw a dance party in the Nether?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust me, you won’t want to go back to your old boring world after experiencing the madness that awaits you here!

SMPixelatedMadness – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, No. 15356069 Anonymous Mystery Investigation Crime Suspense Thriller Detective Clues Puzzle Enigma Secret Intrigue Unknown Hidden Mysterious Anonymous author Unidentified Cryptic Covert operations, smp, SMPixelatedMadness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	94	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server one cluck at a time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

LangCraft Minecraft Server

Asian American, Bilingual, caribbean, Chinese, Communication, cruise, cultural heritage, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family vacation, Filipino, heritage pride, LangCraft, Language, Language Choice, Minecraft, Multilingual, san francisco, secondhand embarrassment, Server, step sister

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speaking in different languages is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diverse cultures and languages.

Our server is like a massive cruise ship, where you can explore different worlds and meet people from all over the globe. Just like the OP’s family, you can embark on a journey to the Caribbean or any other exotic location in the Minecraft universe.

But beware, there may be some players who think speaking in a different language is embarrassing. Don’t worry, we have a special “language police” to make sure everyone feels welcome and accepted. And if you ever need directions to the nearest bathroom, just ask in any language you want – we’ve got multilingual staff ready to assist you!

So come aboard our Minecraft server and let’s sail away to a world where diversity is celebrated and speaking in different languages is as normal as building a dirt house. See you there!

DivorceCraft: Kids Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, blended family, children, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, custody, DATING, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, emotions, family, Honesty, Infidelity, Kids, Marriage, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	3705	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more plot twists than a soap opera. You’ll never know what’s coming next, just like this poor woman who found out her ex-husband’s girlfriend might be pregnant. And let’s not forget the shocking reveal of the affair – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just like how this woman’s kids found out about their dad’s affair and his attempts to win her back. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft drama like this?