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BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	5104	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6572	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

assault, assault weapons ban, Ban, firearm restrictions, gun ban proposal, gun control, gun legislation, gun policy, gun reform, gun regulation, gun rights, gun violence prevention, Minecraft, political activism, political controversy, Political debate, political statement, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, save Trump, second amendment, Server, weapons

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4086
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Towns Built:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	299
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?