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  • Blocky Desi Disasters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Desi Disasters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6003
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Gods Slained: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Love Letters Sent: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigrants on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no Indian immigrant policy! Say goodbye to curry-loving griefers and join us for a truly immigrant-free experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!

    Join our server today for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Indian immigrants – they’re everywhere!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LastTolerableYear Minecraft Server

    LastTolerableYear Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5373
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5749 Zombie Dances: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the good old days of 2019 when everything was still somewhat normal? Well, forget about that because this Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of TNT.

    So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a giant squid into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge a group of evil bunnies to a dance-off? 2019 may have been tolerable, but this Minecraft server is anything but boring. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server

    Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 245
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!

    Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!

    Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftBachBash

    MineCraftBachBash
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7251
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of friendship? Look no further than our server, where even the most scandalous situations get resolved with a happy ending!

    Join us for a wild ride of hijab drama, Christian fiance apologies, and a bride who just can’t seem to keep her photos straight. Our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and heartwarming resolutions you never knew you needed in your Minecraft experience.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a community where friendships last two decades and weddings are a regular occurrence. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hijab controversy that ends in a heart-to-heart chat and a promise to keep it in the past.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because where else can you find such outrageous stories and heartwarming endings in the world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPleasureLand

    CraftyPleasureLand
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4902
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VisaFreeCraft93

    VisaFreeCraft93
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7883
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 189
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u need to join this minecraft server its like thailand but without the pesky visas u can just come on in and start building ur dream castle or whatever u want like u dont even need a passport just log in and start playing like how cool is that u can be from any of the 93 nations that thailand is like come on in and join the fun like u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure trust me u will have the time of ur life building and exploring and making new friends like u might even find a hidden treasure or something like who knows what could happen on this wild server just join already u wont regret it i promise lol.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NerdyCraft: Where Glasses Are Cool

    NerdyCraft: Where Glasses Are Cool
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4915
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Farms Harvested: 515
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we wear smart glasses and bully kids who don’t have them. u dont wanna be the loser without glasses, do u? come join us and be part of the cool kids club. we have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while looking super smart and stylish with our glasses. don’t be a loser, join our server now and show off your coolness with your smart glasses.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Technical Nutjobs: Vanilla Minecraft Madness – Join now for a long-term journey on 1.20.4!

    Technical Nutjobs: Vanilla Minecraft Madness – Join now for a long-term journey on 1.20.4!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 659
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ores Mined: 3308 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Technut Minecraft Server Overview

    What Is Technut?
    When did the server start/reset?
    Technut First opened its doors on 20th March 2024!
    What type of players are we looking for?
    We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.
    How can I apply?
    Apply through our Discord here! Or, view our website here & see our current projects and dynmap!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the Technut Minecraft server?

    To join the Technut server, you can apply through our Discord server or visit our website to learn more about the application process.

    2. What makes Technut different from other Minecraft servers?

    Technut is unique in its focus on high standards of projects and accomplishments, as well as its community-based approach. We value dedication, motivation, and technical expertise in our players.

    3. Are there any specific requirements to join the Technut server?

    We look for players who are motivated, dedicated, and enjoy community interaction. Players with a love for the technical side of Minecraft, such as building, redstone, farming, and machinery, are a great fit for our server.

    4. Can I suggest or contribute to projects on the Technut server?

    Absolutely! We encourage players to get involved in projects and events on the server. Your contributions and suggestions are highly valued in our community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cute Russian Propaganda Minecraft Server

    Cute Russian Propaganda Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1898
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where our little Russian propaganda can’t be this cute! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable Soviet-themed builds and mischievous communist penguins.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dancing bear in a ushanka hat. The bear led them to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and vodka. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our cute Russian propaganda.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rebellious potato farmers who are constantly at war with the evil capitalist pigs. Join their cause and fight for the glory of Mother Russia!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server where our little Russian propaganda can’t be this cute, and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HoloBRATS Minecraft Server

    HoloBRATS Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 905
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9369 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dimension Hops: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is introducing a special branch called HoloBRATS! These vtubers are like the Powerpuff Girls on steroids, ready to bring some serious fun to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! These HoloBRATS will be exclusively on Youtube Kids, because let’s face it, regular vtubers are so last season. We believe in bringing the whole family together through Minecraft, so get ready for some wholesome family fun!

    Join our server now and witness the chaos unfold as these pint-sized vtubers take over the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the HoloBRATS craze!

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