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Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2015

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

What is the IP for Clix Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3769
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9179
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Votes:	357
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magic Items Found:	6535
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Alien Abductions:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Items Found:	5193	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!