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Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to win is by discovering the secret ending of a wacky Light Novel adaptation! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate plot twist and become the hero of the server!

But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.

Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!

WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	281
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

WitherTime.ru

Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9448

Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Sleepless Gaming

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

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The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Game Start Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Votes:	7725	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8659	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain