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The LMFAO Minecraft SMP Party!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	220	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	928	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

PreFamePals: Celeb BFFs & Their Awkward Past

A-list connections, awkward, behind the scenes stories, BFF’s, celeb, celebrity anecdotes, celebrity before fame, celebrity childhood friends, celebrity encounters, celebrity friends, celebrity friendships, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity history, celebrity success stories, early celebrity connections, famous acquaintances, famous friendships, Hollywood insiders, pre-fame memories, pre-fame relationships, PreFamePals, rising stars, star connections, star-studded past

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	889
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Join our Minecraft server and you might just run into a player who knew Steve from Minecraft before he became a blocky superstar! Imagine mining diamonds with him before he even knew what a pickaxe was! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon someone who used to build pixel art with Notch back in the day. Who knows, you might even find out that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood actor trying to make it in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the chance to rub virtual elbows with these pre-fame Minecraft legends. Join now and become a part of our wacky celebrity-filled world!

BalticCableBuddies

Allies, Baltic Sea, BalticCableBuddies, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, cooperation, DATA Transmission, Digital, fault detection, Infrastructure, internet, investigation, LATVIA, Network, Repair, rupture, submarine cables, Technology, telecommunications, undersea data cable

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8943	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like why undersea data cables keep getting ruptured in the baltic sea! maybe it’s a giant sea monster or a secret government conspiracy, who knows! team up with players from latvia and other baltic countries to uncover the truth and save the internet! plus, we have custom sea monster mobs and government agent skins for you to play as. join now for a chance to be the hero of the baltic sea!

🌙Penumbralcraft

ADMIN, Ambiance, atmosphere, Builders, Community, creativity, Factions, Fortresses, imagination, lighting, Map, Minecraft, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Soundscapes, strategy, Survival, Visuals

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server
Unique map experience
Fun and fair PVP

Active admin support
Curseforge modpack
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Discord: Join us on Discord

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Combat and stealing are allowed within the rules.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is 30k x 30k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

Q: What is the TPS (Ticks Per Second) of the server?

A: The server maintains a steady 20 TPS for smooth gameplay.

Q: What modpack does the server use?

A: The server uses a Curseforge modpack for enhanced gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: Is there active administrative support on the server?

A: Yes, there is active admin support to help with any issues or concerns you may have while playing on the server.

Mystic Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, mystic, Realm

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build giant boob statues next to tiny titty towers!

We’ve got more curves than a rollercoaster and more fun than a barrel of monkeys with boob-shaped bananas.

Join us for a titillating adventure that will make your head spin faster than a topless twerking tornado!

Don’t miss out on the chestacular fun, join now and let your creativity run wild like a pair of bouncing bazongas!

RoomieRage Minecraft Server

college life, communication problems, mental stress, Minecraft, moving out, relationship troubles, RoomieRage, roommate boundaries, roommate compatibility, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living situation, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate tension, Server, Sobriety

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	845800
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, shrooms, and roommates who just can’t seem to get along.

Looking for a place to escape the burnout of school? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your responsibilities. Plus, you never know when your roommate’s boyfriend might show up unannounced and crash in your virtual room!

Experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your friends, feeling suffocated in a virtual room, and ultimately deciding to move out without any warning. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, come join us on our server and see if you can navigate the drama-filled world of college roommates. Who knows, you might even question if you’re the asshole in the end!

BdayBlockParty

adult time, aita, bar, BdayBlockParty, birthday celebration, going out, husband, ignoring, Jerk, Kids, location, mad, no good, phone call, screaming, sitter, stay at home mom, text, Tracking

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Farms Harvested:	647	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of being yelled at for having a good time on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No tracking devices here, just pure fun and adventure. Build your dream world and never worry about missing a text or call from your significant other while you’re out partying (in-game, of course). Plus, with our virtual friends, you’ll never have to worry about being a stay-at-home mom with no friends again! Join now and let the good times roll, without the guilt trip.

CashMoolaMinecraftSMP

budgeting, CashMoolaMinecraftSMP, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial habits, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, long-term financial planning., MONEY, money management, personal finance, savings, SPENDING, wealth management

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best buds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a currency system where the most amount of money you own determines your status in the server. I once had so much money that I bought a pet Ender Dragon and taught it how to do the Macarena. True story, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the richest player in all the land and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. See you there, gamers!

CraftyPlanet

#exciting, Adventure, amazing, awe-inspiring, Breathtaking, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, discovery, Earth, Exploration, eXtraordinary, MAGNIFICENT, name change, New Name, planet, RENAME, Spectacular, Thrilling, Universe, Wonder, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6978	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Forget about Earth, join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world so wild and crazy, you’ll forget all about boring old Earth.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent alien chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Alien chickens. And they have a special quest for all players who join their server – to collect as many diamonds as possible to power their spaceship and fly back to their home planet, Eggtron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground civilization of ninja pandas who are always on the lookout for new recruits. Join their clan and learn the ways of the panda ninja, mastering the art of stealth and swordplay in epic battles against evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs Earth when you have a world like this to explore?

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

Attempt, authoritarianism, Charged, constitutional crisis, court proceedings, CraftyRevolt, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, insurrection, law enforcement, legal charges, martial law, Minecraft, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, president, PROTESTS, Rebellion, S Korean, Server, south korea, uprising

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have a korean president trying to take over the world with martial arts and law!! it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft!! build your own army to take down the president and save the world from chaos and destruction!! plus, we have free virtual popcorn for all players to enjoy while watching the drama unfold!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and mayhem!!

CraftyColumbianPlane

Assistance, asylum seekers, central america, colombia, CraftyColumbianPlane, diplomatic mission, foreign policy, government support, Honduras, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, presidential plane, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, relief efforts, solidarity, Transportation, US flights

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	372864	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

yo, you ever wanted to ride in a presidential plane? well, guess what, on this server you can! we got Colombia sending their fancy plane all the way to Honduras just to pick up migrants from US flights. why, you ask? because we want you to experience the most luxurious travel on our server, of course! hop on board and let’s fly high in style, baby! join now and live the high life in Minecraft like never before!