lmaoooo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP

#0, 0.1%, 4.3 cents, 40M ARB grant program, Arbitrum delegates, ASKED, Bagies., chain, Cycles, Kleros, Kleros-Smellos, lmaoooo, LTIPP council screening period results, Minecraft, PNK bagholders, provides no value, REJECTED, smp, SOLD, wake up call

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	983020
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	83

Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, daily struggles, Entertaining, everyday, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, humor quotes, Humorist, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughing Out Loud, Life, lmao, lmaoooo, Minecraft, mood, relatable, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ores Mined:	7695
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	308561
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	154
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	7350
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Animals Bred:	189	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2513	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!