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SongSucksMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of listening to terrible music and want to escape to a world where bad songs don’t exist? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of mining and crafting! We guarantee that you’ll never have to suffer through another cringy pop song again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary jukebox that plays the most epic tunes you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that listening to these songs will give you superhuman mining abilities and make your crops grow faster. So why waste your time listening to terrible music when you could be rocking out in our Minecraft world?

Join us now and say goodbye to bad songs forever!

NightlyCrafts

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Have you ever found yourself stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in the wilderness again!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of rabid chickens. But beware, for the chickens are not to be underestimated – they have been known to peck players to death with their razor-sharp beaks!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try your hand at our infamous “Bedrock Challenge”? Legend has it that those who manage to mine their way through the impenetrable bedrock will be rewarded with a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and untold riches. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of angry creepers along the way!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself spending the night in a cozy little dirt hut with a friendly Enderman as your roommate!

WolbachiaWarsMC

Aedes aegypti, aerial delivery, community health, disease-fighting mosquitoes, Drones, Field deployment, field research, infectious disease control, innovative solutions, innovative technology, mosquito control, mosquito eradication, mosquito-borne illnesses, public health, uncrewed aerial vehicle, Unmanned aircraft, vector control, vector-borne diseases, Wolbachia bacteria, Wolbachia-infected, WolbachiaWarsMC

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	7127
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

yo yo yo come join dis server where we use DRONES to deliver MOSQUITOES to fight disease! like, how crazy is dat?? we out here in da field deploying Wolbachia-infected Aedes aegypti like it’s nobody’s business. ain’t no other server doin’ it like us, fam. so come through and be a part of dis wild adventure. we got drones, we got mosquitoes, we got disease-fightin’ action goin’ on 24/7. ain’t no time to waste, join us now and let’s save the world one mosquito at a time!

Welcome to Hardrada Worldbuilding, where the only factions are the ones arguing over how to build a town in survival mode!

#youtube, Arguing, BUILD, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Discord, Economy, Empire, Events, Factions, Hardrada, Legends, Minecraft, Mode, Politics, PvP, Quests, Server, shorts, Stories, strategy, Structures, Survival, TOWN, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire as you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Dedicated and impartial staff ensure a balanced and friendly environment.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path, shape the server’s history with diplomacy, trade, and alliances.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of worldbuilding and storytelling enthusiasts to collaborate on projects.
Dynamic World	Player actions impact the world, creating a living environment where decisions matter.
Features	Economy & Trade, Quests & Events, PvP & Warfare.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Connect to our Minecraft server with the provided IP address.
Are there rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have clear rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I collaborate with other players?	Absolutely! Join a community of like-minded players to build together.
Are there in-game events?	Yes, we regularly host quests, events, and challenges for players to participate in.
Is PvP mandatory?	No, players can choose to focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy if they prefer.

Camellya’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Introducing Camellya, the most epic and totally OP playable character in our Minecraft server! She’s so powerful, she can mine diamonds with her mind and build a castle in seconds flat. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

Join our server and team up with Camellya to take on crazy quests and battle against evil mobs. But be warned, her awesomeness might just blow your mind (literally)! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans, then this is the server for you! Join now and let the madness begin!

RubyCraft SMP: Scarletverse Chronicles – Cookie Connoisseur Edition

AI generated images, archived threads., Chronicles, connoisseur, cookie, edgelords, Edition, falseflaggers, FICS, Fuchsia Petals on Phantom Wings, general thread, greentexts, Lore, Ocs, pastebin, Previous thread, Ruby’s Cookies, rubycraft, RWBY AU, RWBY discussion, Scarletverse, Seeds of Hope, Ships, Sins of the Past, smp, tiermakers, Trolls, worship Scarlet

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Towns Built:	10	Farms Harvested:	204
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our 4chan’s collective RWBY AU where anything goes! Want to share your own OCs, lore, and AI generated images? We welcome it all!

But before you jump in, here are some outrageous rules to follow: 1. Worship Scarlet like your life depends on it. 2. Make sure to read the Pastebin, because if you don’t, Scarlet will haunt your dreams. 3. Watch out for trolls, falseflaggers, and edgelords – they’re scarier than the Ender Dragon. 4. No complaining about other ships, unless you want to face the wrath of Scarlet herself. 5. Any regular RWBY discussion goes to RWBY/RT General, we’re too busy creating chaos here. 6. Most importantly, have fun or Scarlet will curse your diamond pickaxe!

We even have general Greentexts, Anon’s Greentexts, and Tiermakers for your entertainment. And don’t forget to check out our Scarletverse Fics, because who needs diamonds when you have fanfiction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, Scarlet is always watching…

NoseJobCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Boyfriend, Communication, Disclosure, emotional reaction, Honesty, Insecurity, medical history, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nose job, NoseJobCraft, past experiences, personal choice, plastic surgery, privacy, relationship, Secrets, self esteem, Server, sports injury, surgery, Trust

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	118
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of dating someone who can’t handle your nose job secrets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, nobody cares about your nose job history – we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers.

Imagine a world where your nose job is just a distant memory, overshadowed by the thrill of exploring new lands and conquering dungeons. Leave Adam behind and join a community where your surgical past is just a funny anecdote, not a source of drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your nose job secrets in the past where they belong. Who needs Adam when you have a diamond sword and a virtual world to conquer?

DadCraft: No More Parentifying!

10yo, 17yo son, 2yo, 6yo, another state, Baths, dad, DadCraft, delegating, ex, helping out, long distance parenting, Meals, medical emergency, none of my business, Parentifying, parenting responsibilities, tying shoes, uncle’s death, warren

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	7574
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5835	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life responsibilities, just like Warren escaping from his uncle’s kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even some sneaky parenting tips from a 17-year-old Minecraft pro. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

DareDevilQueen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Towns Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate game of truth or dare! We have dares that will make you question your sanity and truths that will make you spill all your deepest, darkest secrets. One time, someone had to build a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks while wearing a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else! So come join us and see what outrageous challenges await you in our truth or dare Minecraft SMP!

ChillCraft Mystery Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you dare to uncover the most mysterious and unexplained events in the Minecraft universe.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. Legend has it that whoever can defeat the dancing creepers in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle? Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Dragon Whisperer!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little scared) by the mysteries that await you. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this wild and wacky world!