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CraftyChop

Axed soon, CraftyChop, lmao, piss, REST, Shit

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

anti-Semitic, BELIEF, Christianity, Conspiracy, controversial, Cross, cuck, historical, Holycraft, Jesus, Jewish, Kike, lmao, Mother, offensive, psyop, Religion, roman empire, Roman soldier, ROMANS, satire, Virginia, whore

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

Blocky LOLz

blocky, controversial statements, Countries, culture, current events, czech republic, Diversity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, Globalization, Globohomo, humor, LGBTQ, lmao, lolz, Poland, Political Correctness, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, turbo mode

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

Crafty LOLz 2KAT

2KAT, 2KAT2, amusement, Cats, Chuckle, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet culture, K A T, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, LMAO 2KAT, lolz, memes, social media, viral

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	168
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?

2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.

3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

Adventure, amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Communication, Digital, Entertainment, Epic, forum, funny, humor, internet, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, sarcasm, social media, trolling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

BLOCK, creeper, fag, FagCraft, lmao, lol, lolololololol

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

Pajeet’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creeper’s Fear to Tread!

apex predator, consumed by train, CREEPERS, fear, Indonesian, lmao, pajeet hate thread, pajeets, Paradise, PIXEL, See picrel, spoiler, SUICIDE, Tread

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of getting your pajeet consumed by trains on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the trains are afraid of YOU! That’s right, we have apex predator players who have trained the trains to stay away from you. And don’t worry about any pesky indonesian players ruining your fun, because we have a strict no-suicide policy in place. Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you can choose your /pol/ buddy, just make sure they’re white lol

Alt-Right, Bigotry, buddy, choose, discrimination, extremism, far right, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, intolerance, lmao, lol, nationalism, POL, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, SnowflakeCraft, Theyre, White, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white supremacist, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of blending in with all the other Minecraft servers out there? Want to stand out and make a statement? Then come join our server where you can pick your white supremacist from /pol/ – but make sure to pick the white one, lmao!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Build your own white supremacist paradise and show off your questionable decorating skills. Take on challenges like the “Make Minecraft Great Again” obstacle course and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

But beware, things can get pretty wild on our server. Rumor has it that the creeper mobs have started forming their own alt-right faction and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their explosive reign of terror?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner white supremacist shine (but remember, only the white ones are allowed)!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

>32 years old, back pain, beautiful future, bills, BoomerCraft, car trouble, Carefree, Falling In Love, hanging out with friends, love, Minecraft, Misery, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, Sadness, Server, teenage girls, wasted life, wasted youth, went to library for the first time in 8 years

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could turn back time to your carefree teenage years? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and relive your youth by building epic structures, exploring magical lands, and hanging out with friends without a care in the world.

Forget about bills, back pain, and car troubles – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword! Fall in love with the game all over again and create a beautiful future in a virtual world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the misery of adult life. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

PS2MinecraftSMPMastermind

best selling, best selling console, DVD player, game library, game lineup, gamecube, gamecube games, gaming console, gaming consoles, gaming experience, ps2, PS2 console, ps2 games, PS2 generation, PS2MinecraftSMPMastermind, video game console, video games, Xbox, xbox games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that the PS2 is the ultimate gaming console of all time! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our world is actually powered by PS2 consoles hidden deep underground. That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is all thanks to the power of the PS2!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried somewhere in our world is the legendary PS2 DVD, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and the ability to play any game ever made. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate gamer?

Join us now and experience the nostalgia of the PS2/Gamecube/Xbox generation like never before. Who needs fancy graphics and modern consoles when you have the power of the PS2 on your side? So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and let’s game on, PS2 style!

Sleepover Shenanigans Minecraft Server

AITAH, asking, budapest, clubbing, Defensive, Europe, Frustrated, Fun, hostel, inexperienced guys, mad, Minecraft, neutral, Physical, PITY, PRETTY, private life, random girl, Server, sex, Shenanigans, sleep with friend, sleepover, solo traveler, vacation, Virgin

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most inexperienced players can thrive! Just like Eren, who went from being a Minecraft virgin to a pro player in just one night!

Join us for a wild adventure across Europe, where you can meet solo travelers looking for a good time. Who knows, you might even find someone who prefers playing with inexperienced players like you!

Don’t worry about privacy here, we keep all your secrets safe… unless you want us to spill the beans and help you score big in the game!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where friendships are made, enemies are defeated, and virginity is no longer a barrier to success in Minecraft!

CrumblCraft: NoCookieSharingAITA

aita, Animals, Crumbl cookies, CrumblCraft, Dinner, drinking problem, ebt benefits, FRIDAY, habits, Kids, minimum wage, MONEY, neighbors, NoCookieSharingAITA, play sets, Poor, sharing, smoking, SNACKS, Treat, TV, Wealthy, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to share your cookies with your neighbor’s kids? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unwanted cookie snatchers again!

Our server is like a virtual cookie jar, filled with endless adventures and treasures waiting for you to discover. Build your dream home, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic monsters all without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your treats.

Forget about real-life drama and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Join now and leave the cookie wars behind!

SecretSMP – Shh, It’s Not Really a Secret!

Common Knowledge, common secret, gossip, Hidden Truth, no shock, not a secret, not surprising, open secret, open secret exposed, open secret revealed, public knowledge, Rumors, scandal, secret, SecretSMP, Shh, speculation, unofficially confirmed, unspoken truth, well-known rumor, widely accepted, widely believed, widely known

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got secret alliances, backstabbing betrayals, and more plot twists than a telenovela. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s plotting against you. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. Don’t believe us? Join and find out for yourself!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, remarkable, serendipity, strange, surreal, Uncanny, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	1483
Dragon Eggs Found:	7608	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Have you ever had a creeper explode right as you were about to mine some diamonds? Or maybe you stumbled upon a village full of villagers who all looked like Steve? Well, if you’re looking for more crazy coincidences and wacky adventures, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a hidden temple filled with llamas wearing top hats, or stumble upon a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to do the moonwalk. Our server is full of surprises and bizarre occurrences that will keep you on your toes and laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and see what kind of crazy coincidences you’ll encounter next! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a group of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

BARRAGE, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Hamas, idf, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, north, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Upper Galilee, violence, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AlJazeeraHamasExposed

Al Jazeera, AlJazeeraHamasExposed, Evidence, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, member, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, palestine, Propaganda, reporter, seized file, Terrorism

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ores Mined:	6976	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, Community, creativity, crossplay, dad, Economy, Enchantments, Features, frowned, gameplay, Griefing, Homes, jokes, lagoon, Leaderboards, Leveling, marketplace, PvP, Server, Skills, smp, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	7644
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Server Details
Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQs

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!