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NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, disbelief, ethereum, finance, financial literacy, humor, investing, lmao, market trends, Minecraft, not a fan, Opinions, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7520	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	2865	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

Britain, BritCraft, British, british accent, british comedy, british culture, british humor, British identity, British memes, british nationality, british people, British pride, british slang, british stereotype, funny, humor, Imagine, LAUGHING, lmao, Minecraft, Nationality, Server, stereotype

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate British invasion! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where tea flows like water and crumpets rain from the sky. Build your own Buckingham Palace or Big Ben, and show off your posh building skills to all your mates.

But that’s not all, mate! We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous tea-loving goblins who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Crown, rumored to grant you the power of unlimited scones.

So what are you waiting for, chap? Come join our server and experience the madness of being a bloody Brit in Minecraft. Cheers, mate!

Minecraft SMP DaredevilPro

#Daredevil, action, Adventure, blind superhero, comedy, comic book, daredevil fandom, daredevil memes, daredevil quotes, daredevil season 1, daredevil series, DaredevilPro, Entertainment, funny, humor, Laughter, lmao, Marvel, Minecraft, Netflix, smp, SuperHero, tv show

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	864019	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you a daredevil who laughs in the face of danger? Do you love living life on the edge and pushing the limits of what is possible in Minecraft? Then boy, do we have the SMP for you! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and death-defying stunts that will have you laughing your way to victory.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of jumping off cliffs into pools of lava, riding pigs off of sky-high towers, and battling giant creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. Our community is full of adrenaline junkies who live for the rush of danger and the thrill of victory.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the most insane Minecraft SMP out there, then come join us and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, on our server, the only thing crazier than the challenges are the players themselves.

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	7706	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

BoltCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we had a kid who thought he was Usain Bolt! That’s right, he was sprinting around the server like his life depended on it, dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Join us and see if you can outrun him in a hilarious game of tag!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless chickens ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show. That’s right, we dress up the Ender Dragon in the most ridiculous outfits imaginable and strut our stuff down the runway. Who will win the coveted title of Best Dressed Dragon? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Emeralds Found:	4716	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

HostageCraft

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, government response, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, official statement, peace talks, political tension, Release, security concerns, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

yo, so like, this server is LIT AF. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the macarena. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic. come join the madness, bro. you won’t regret it.

Bechdel Test Fail

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7412	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

join dis epic minecraft server if u want to be part of a community where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. we got so many diamonds u can build a whole castle out of them. our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes like a genie in a bottle. the chat is filled with memes and jokes that will make u pee your pants. our world border is actually made of candy and if u reach it, u get a lifetime supply of chocolate. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

CraftyNaloxoneODsNoMore

addiction treatment, CraftyNaloxoneODsNoMore, drug overdose prevention, evaluation period, evidence-based practices, harm reduction strategies, healthcare interventions, Impact, medication for opioid use disorder, naloxone distribution, National Institutes of Health, NIH study, opioid crisis, opioid overdose deaths, opioid-related, overdose death rates, overdose education, public health, public policy, study results, substance abuse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle opioid overdose deaths with naloxone distribution and overdose education!!! we have medication for opioid use disorder and we’re reducing death rates like it’s nobody’s business!!! join us for a wild ride of saving lives and building epic structures in the virtual world!!! who knew minecraft could be so life-saving and educational??? come join the fun now!!!

ElectricBricks [SMP] – where only the coolest thunderstorms get an invite! 18+

Booming Economy, Business, casual player, Community, COOLEST, ElectricBricks, Events, Explore, Festive Fun, Hardcore grinder, Ice Highway, invite, Leaderboards, Materials, Mature, Memories, minecraft server, Other, RPG, shopping district, smp, Structures, Thrive, Thunderstorms, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Join Our 18+ Minecraft Server: The Ultimate Survival Experience!
Looking for a mature Minecraft community where you can build, explore, and thrive? Look no further! We’re an 18+ server with some unique features that make us stand out from the rest:
🔁 Never Reset	Your builds and progress are safe with us. Our server never resets, so you can create lasting memories and epic structures.
🌎 Resource Server	Need resources without disrupting your main builds? We have a dedicated resource server, so you can gather materials without impacting the world you call home.
🚄 Biggest Ice Highway	Travel across the map with ease on the biggest ice highway in Minecraft. Get from point A to B in record time!
🛒 Shopping District with a Booming Economy	Our shopping district is always bustling with activity. Trade, barter, and build your business in a vibrant economy.
💼 No Activity Requirements	Play at your own pace. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, we welcome everyone.
🎉 Events for Holidays	We host regular events to celebrate holidays and other special occasions. Join us for festive fun, unique challenges, and exclusive rewards during our seasonal events.
🏅 MCMMO	Level up your skills and unlock new abilities with MCMMO. Compete on leaderboards, hone your talents, and experience Minecraft with a new RPG twist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Is the server strictly for players 18 years and older?

Answer: Yes, our server is specifically designed for players aged 18 and above to ensure a mature and respectful gaming environment.

Question: Are there any restrictions on building and exploring on the server?

Answer: You are free to build and explore as you please on our server. We encourage creativity and exploration without imposing strict limitations.

Question: How can I join the server and start playing?

Answer: Simply follow the instructions on our website to join our server and start your Minecraft adventure with us.

Question: Are there any in-game events or activities for players to participate in?

Answer: Yes, we regularly host events and activities for players to engage in, including holiday celebrations, challenges, and exclusive rewards.

Question: Can I invite my friends to join the server as well?

Answer: Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join our server and explore, build, and thrive together in our community.

Crafty CHUD Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	62

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. We will NOT apologize for the chaos and mayhem that will ensue when you step foot into our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good prank or two. So if you’re feeling brave (or just plain crazy), come join us and see if you can outwit the legendary Minecraft ghost.

So why should you join our server? Because we will NOT apologize for the outrageous fun and insanity that awaits you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with plain walls? Well, come join our server where the wallpaper is so fabulous, even the creepers stop to admire it! Our walls are decked out in the finest diamond blocks and gold accents, making your gaming experience truly luxurious. So why settle for drab when you can have fab? Join us now and let your eyes feast on the most stylish wallpaper in all of Minecraft!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, appreciation, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Effort, Expectations, family, Gaslighting, Gratitude, Holycraft, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, religious celebration, Server, thank you, tradition, Wife

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	2890
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates your efforts and acknowledges your hard work? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of gratitude and respect, unlike some husbands out there.

Join our server for a chance to be appreciated for every block you mine, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build. We promise to thank you for your contributions, unlike some people who think a simple “thank you” is too much to ask for.

Don’t let your days be ruined by ungrateful husbands who expect you to do everything without a word of appreciation. Join our server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated. Plus, we have special religious celebrations where we actually say “thank you” for all your hard work – what a concept, right?

So if you’re tired of being gaslighted, belittled, and taken for granted, come join us and be a part of a community that values and appreciates you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Minecraft husband who knows how to say “thank you” without making it a big deal.

ReunionRage33: PhotofailPartner

Accountability, athleisure wear, Communication Issues, exhaustion, family dynamics, family gatherings, hurt feelings, in-laws, lack of empathy, lack of preparation, last minute plans, leaving without warning, long-distance relationship, misunderstandings, partner’s family reunion, PhotofailPartner, professional family photos, relationship conflict, ReunionRage33, unexpected events, unresolved issues

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you unprepared for professional family photos! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time our player forgot to pack anything but athleisure wear and swim suit cover ups for a family reunion!

Imagine the chaos of trying to rock a swimsuit cover up for professional photos with your in-laws – only on our server will you experience such hilarious mishaps! And don’t worry, our players are always ready to support you, even if they suggest wearing that cover up with pride.

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from exhaustion to disbelief, just like the time our player decided to leave the reunion altogether after a failed attempt at preparation. Will you stay and face the family photo drama, or make a dramatic exit like a true Minecraft hero?

So come on over to our server, where every moment is a comedy of errors and every player is a star in their own outrageous story. Who needs family reunions when you have a Minecraft server full of unforgettable moments? Join now and let the laughter begin!

MineMelody Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Spears Created:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Star Shards Collected:	231
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing creeper wearing a top hat. The creeper led them to a secret underground disco where all the mobs were busting a move to the latest hits. The player couldn’t believe their eyes and decided to join in on the fun. They danced the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a stray cat who had some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time, let me tell you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing along to a catchy tune with a group of friendly Endermen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

PixelPeePotionCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.