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GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	414	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	307320
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Items Found:	6763
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	25	Dimension Hops:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Emeralds Found:	7967
Players Killed by Monsters:	5360	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1600
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	1166	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	158	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!