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Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Void Gems Collected:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	282	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magic Items Found:	2940

The owner of the server “MINELEGACY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cherryminee.shockbyte.rocks

Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	876
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!

Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	963905	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

asuka, Bayree, Dacutie, Damage CTRL, IC title tournament, instagram, Iyo, IYO SKY, Kairi, liv, Main Event, Minecraft, photobooks, Raw, reunion, SATURDAY NIGHT, SKY, smp, social media, Thread, titles, twitter, WarGames, Women’s World Championship, wrestler

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Votes:	9613
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Towns Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	8352
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is fag pics! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with the most fabulous fag pics you’ve ever seen. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to sassy skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on our fag pic-filled journey and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server around!

Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7663	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but trees and dirt? Well, look no further because our server is sans pole edition – that’s right, no poles allowed! Why, you ask? Because poles are so last season, darling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our subedition where we search high and low for the elusive Poleless Pole. Legend has it that this mystical creature roams the lands, spreading joy and confusion wherever it goes. Will you be the one to finally catch a glimpse of this legendary being?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the outrageous shenanigans, and the downright ridiculousness. Who needs poles when you have all this madness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

No. 206644657 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	2646
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered robots. Will you join forces with them or stop their diabolical plan? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions in a world where anything is possible (and probably a little bit ridiculous)!