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KosherCraft SMP: The Honorary Jews

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Towns Built:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	131
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Bots

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	192	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9795	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Votes:	1499	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	833732	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	1303	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

Sibling Shenanigans Minecraft Server: Where Being the Youngest Means You’re the Real MVP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	1628
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of being the golden child in a family of screw-ups? Do you feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders while your siblings resent you for being successful? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you!

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind! Build your own world where you’re the king or queen, where you can escape the constant nagging and pressure to be perfect. Let your creativity run wild as you create your own paradise away from all the chaos at home.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic. So come join us on our server and leave all your family drama at the door. Plus, we have virtual cake. Who doesn’t love virtual cake?