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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1985 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
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