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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4058 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 763 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.