BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

PixelFlirtz

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Potions Brewed:	66	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world and making my pistons extend! Join our Minecraft server and see if you can handle the heat of our spicy pick up lines. We guarantee you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on our server. So come on, don’t be a creeper, join us and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together!

AussieSpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where australian soldiers and their husbands are accused of spying for russia! we have secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind! build your own spy base and gather intel on your enemies while dodging accusations of treason! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and betrayal!

HamasCraft: Tomorrow’s Revenge

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players threatening to kill each other, just like in this crazy headline! but don’t worry, we don’t actually condone violence, it’s all in good fun. you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server. come join us and see for yourself!

CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Void Gems Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Towns Built:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Pee2PurifyCraft

#sustainability, astronaut gear, drinking water, Dune stillsuits, environmental impact, future technology, futuristic design, innovation, Nasa Artemis program, Pee2PurifyCraft, prototype design, renewable resources, science advancements, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spacesuit, urine recycling, water conservation, water purification

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have spacesuits that turn pee into water like in the movie dune. imagine surviving in the desert and peeing in your suit only to drink it later. it’s like magic but with science. come play with us and experience the future of hydration. NASA is shook at our innovation. pee-pee water for the win!

Join Server26 – Where the only thing being reset is our players’ sleep schedules! No Teleporting, just friendly chaos since 2015!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Love Letters Sent:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Community

Laid back rules, close knit community, events, and help available from staff and players.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience, no warps, long term projects, no map resets.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with Intel i9-9900k, 128GB RAM, 1TB NVMe SSD, uses Paper for server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, chest shop plugin, and various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players 18+ only?	Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Do you offer any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or admin shops on the server.
Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?	No, those features are not available on this server.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.
Are there public farms available?	Yes, there are lots of public farms on the server.

TearsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We have 60fps mods that will make your game look so smooth, you’ll think you’re actually living in the blocky world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about getting sued for pirating, because on our server, anything goes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for anything, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

GovtSecrets Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, Banking, Currency, Document, economic reset, Economy, finance, Financial Stability, financial system, global currency reset, global economy, government agency, GovtSecrets, Minecraft, Monetary system, OCC, official document, policy, Preparation, Quantum Financial System, regulations, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and secret government documents!

Ever wanted to be part of a global currency reset? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is preparing for the arrival of the Quantum Financial System, and you can be right in the middle of all the action. Trade diamonds for bitcoin, build your own secret underground bunker, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious government agency documents that have been circulating.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

DressDebt Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories like the tale of the Silk Mini Dress Debacle!

Imagine a world where a daughter borrows a dress from her stepmom, alters it without permission, and causes a fashion frenzy! Will the dress ever be the same again? Will the stitches be removed without leaving holes? Find out on our server, where even the smallest mishaps lead to big drama!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of the next great Minecraft saga!

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