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LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft! -
Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
Server Name Madness SMP Server Type Vanilla Survival Age Requirement 21+ Community Size 20+ Members Platform Java Edition FAQ
Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?
A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.
Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?
A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.
Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?
A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.
Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?
A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.
Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?
A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.
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Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!
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Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!
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CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.
Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!
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RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! -
MineTuneWars
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
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MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience! -
Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!
NEUROSHROUD Server Overview
Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history. Launch Date October 10th NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ
Question Answer What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects. When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th. How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process. Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy. Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability. How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences. What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.