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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 346 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 942 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.
Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.
So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!
