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HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, encouragement, Experience, guidance, inspiration, learning, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, success, Support, wisdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

CraftingLoseIt

Ability, autocorrect, common mistakes, Communication, CraftingLoseIt, education, English language, grammar, homophones, Language, language evolution, language trends, learning, Literacy, LOSE, misspelling, MISTAKES, orthography, Spelling, vocabulary, writing skills

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a laugh while building your blocky empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Llama King and the mischievous Chicken Overlord as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas and ride into battle on their fluffy backs, or will you align yourself with the chickens and peck your way to victory?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Spelling Bee Dungeon, where players must correctly spell words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in order to unlock rare treasures. Can you outspell the spelling bee and claim your reward?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about it! Just remember, if you can’t handle the craziness, you might just…loose your mind.

CraftyMissileLaunch

ballistic missile, Conflict, CraftyMissileLaunch, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, East Coast, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military capabilities, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, provocation, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, south korea, Tension, united nations

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!

4D Power Players

4D beings, advanced civilizations, advanced intelligence, Alternate Realities, cosmic entities, existential questions, extraterrestrial beings, higher consciousness, higher dimensions, hypothetical scenarios, mind-bending concepts, multidimensional beings, parallel universes, Players, power, Powerscaling, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, speculative science, theoretical physics, theoretical speculation, time manipulation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crops Grown:	4623	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8855
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

join this epic minecraft server where 4D beings are the admins and they will powerscale you into oblivion! 🤯

imagine building your dream castle only to have it crushed by a giant 4D being who just wanted to say hi! 😂

our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know the 4D beings will just respawn them with a snap of their fingers! 💥

come join us and experience the chaos of a minecraft world ruled by beings beyond our comprehension. just make sure to pack some extra blocks, you never know when a 4D being might decide to rearrange your entire base for fun! 🏰🔮

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have evolved into 4D super chickens! 🐔✨

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, Donations, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	3837
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Revolution SMP: Where Creepers have more social skills than players

Adventure, Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, Chill, Community, Computer, console, CREEPERS, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, Joinable, Journey, mobile, PC, Players, Realm, Relaxed, revolution, Skills, smp, Social, Story, Survival, vibrant

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Revolution SMP Overview

Description
Revolution SMP is a brand-new Survival Minecraft server, crafted with a vision to create a vibrant, fun, and relaxed community where players can explore, build, and thrive together. Join us in Revolution SMP and be part of an exciting adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Revolution SMP on Java Edition?	1. Launch Minecraft, click “Multiplayer”, click “Add Server”, type in “play.revsmp.com” as the server address, click “Done” and join the server.
How do I join Revolution SMP on Bedrock Edition?	In your Minecraft Client, go to the “Friends” tab, click “Add Friend”, enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive), click “Add Friend”, and join Revolution SMP under “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab.

SonicCraft Minecraft Server

classic games, Fast-paced, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, retro gaming, sega, Server, sonic, Sonic controls, Sonic design, Sonic fans, Sonic franchise, Sonic gameplay mechanics, sonic games, Sonic levels, Sonic mechanics, sonic the hedgehog, soniccraft, SPEED, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Sonic games, collecting rings and getting chased by Dr. Robotnik? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will give you the ultimate Sonic experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and race through our custom-built Sonic-themed worlds, where you can collect emeralds, defeat enemies, and even ride on Tails’ back as you zoom through loops and bounce off springs like a true blue hedgehog.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Chili Dog” power-up that gives you super speed and invincibility, allowing you to outrun any creeper or zombie that dares to challenge you.

So why can’t Sonic games play like this? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and experience the high-speed, high-flying adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those pesky Chaos Emeralds – they tend to disappear faster than you can say “gotta go fast!”

HungryCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Ba Sing Sae, Capitol, Catching Fire, Competition, District 12, Drama, dystopian, HG, Hunger Games, HungryCraft, Katniss Everdeen, location, Minecraft, Mockingjay, Peeta Mellark, Rebellion, Server, Survival, Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Ultimate, young adult

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server located in the mythical city of Ba Sing Sae! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden diamond mine guarded by lava-breathing dragons. Only the bravest players can navigate their way through and claim the riches within!

2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle while munching on golden apples?

3. The city of Ba Sing Sae is protected by a giant obsidian wall that can only be breached by players who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you make it past the wall and explore the forbidden lands beyond?

4. Rumor has it that the legendary Avatar himself visits our server from time to time to challenge players to epic bending battles. Will you be the one to defeat the Avatar and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server in Ba Sing Sae for a truly insane and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyBachelorette Minecraft Server

air conditioner, bachelor party, bachelorette money, Bridesmaids, car maintenance, Cash, Communication, coolant fan, CraftyBachelorette, Dinner, family, financial support, Generosity, hike, house poor, mani pedis, Minecraft, oil change, Server, soon to be DIL, Wedding, wedding expenses, WIBTA

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Items Found:	7004	Zombie Dances:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your soon-to-be in-laws? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your DIL’s bachelorette party look like a snooze fest.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Just like how your DIL decided to use her bachelorette money for car repairs instead of a wild party, we’re all about making unexpected choices.

Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a blast on our server? Plus, we promise not to ask you to fix any coolant fans or change any oil – unless you’re into that kind of thing. So come on over and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than this family drama!