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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4111 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 132 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1210 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.
