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CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9830	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	113984
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magic Items Found:	1637	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	217842	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Star Shards Collected:	146
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	33
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!