BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1274
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Farms Harvested:	711	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	54	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	179	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	440
Zombie Dances:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

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