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Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	139
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9791	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zombie Dances:	6

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

1-800-GAMBLER, Atlantic City, Baccarat, BETTING, BLACKJACK, Casino, CRAPS, gambling, jackpot, Las Vegas, MineBet, Minecraft, Monte Carlo, new slot machines, Odds, online gambling, poker, problem gambling, roulette, Server, slot machines, Sports betting, Techniques

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!