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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4870 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!
