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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2745 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
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