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DressCraft Minecraft Server

angry fiancee, Budget, cancelled honeymoon, Communication, compromise, Costco wedding cake, custom made dress, dream dress, DressCraft, expensive dress, family conflict, family friend’s property, financial priorities, financial responsibility, honeymoon, Minecraft, online RSVPs, Server, Stonewalling, wedding dress, wedding expenses, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6230	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where the only dress drama you’ll encounter is deciding between a diamond or leather tunic!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design your dream dress in-game without breaking the bank. No need to worry about cancelling honeymoons here, because our server is the ultimate honeymoon destination!

Forget about real-life wedding stress and join our server for a happily ever after filled with blocky bliss. Who needs a $10,000 dress when you can have a diamond armor set that will last a lifetime in-game? Say “I do” to joining our server today!

Ex-BoyfriendBlocker

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional turmoil, ex boyfriend, ExBoyfriendBlocker, friendship, hospital visit, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, Marriage, overreaction, past relationships, personal space, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Just like the ex-boyfriend Vince in this story, you’ll never know what surprises await you around the corner. Will you be the one causing chaos or the one trying to keep the peace? The choice is yours!

With friendships as complicated as Judy and Vince’s, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a love triangle or a heated argument over who gets the last diamond!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the games begin!

PainCraft Minecraft Server

Agony, Chronic pain, coping mechanisms, Endurance, excruciating pain, Healthcare, hospitalization, injury, intense pain, long-term effects, medical emergency, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, pain management, PainCraft, physical pain, Recovery, resilience, Server, strength, Suffering, Trauma, unbearable pain

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your heart race and your palms sweat? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like you just got hit by a creeper explosion in real life!

Join us if you want to experience the most intense physical pain you’ve ever endured…but in a virtual world! Our custom-built dungeons are filled with traps that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive. From lava pits to arrow traps, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re actually fighting for your life. And don’t even get us started on the parkour courses that will have you screaming in frustration and joy at the same time.

So if you’re ready to push your limits and experience pain and suffering like never before, join our server today. Just remember to bring some bandages and maybe a therapist on standby!

KyivCraft: RussianHospitalX

Bellingcat, civilian casualties, Conflict, conflict zone, digital forensics, Evidence, hospital strike, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, investigation report, investigative journalism, Journalism, kyiv, KyivCraft, open source intelligence, potentially unsafe, Russian, RussianHospitalX, Ukraine, War Crimes, X marks

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	5753
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5386
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most insane builds! we got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and cows singing opera!

one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and it actually flushed! another player created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn)!

we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare items like enchanted swords and magical potions. we also have epic battles between players, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

join us now and be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft server ever created! who knows what crazy antics you’ll get into next!

CarbonCraft: Capture & Convert!

#sustainability, Capture, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraft, chemical engineering, clean energy, climate change, Conversion, convert, Emissions, Environmental, Environmental Science, greenhouse gas, improving, innovation, pollution control, renewable energy, research, route, Technology, Waste

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	2596	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, u know how carbon dioxide is, like, bad for the planet and stuff? well, on this epic minecraft server, we have, like, this crazy cool technology that lets u capture and convert allllll that CO2 waste into something super useful, like diamonds or something. yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS. join our server and be a part of this revolutionary process that will, like, save the planet and make u rich at the same time. plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground lair full of treasure. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, amirite? come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the CO2 diamond revolution!

SavageSociety Minecraft Server

Behavior, civilized society, Country, culture, dysgenic, fat, grocery, grocery store, Minecraft, obesity, people, Population, public spaces, retards, SavageSociety, Server, shopping, societal issues, societal observations, societal trends, society, society norms, Store

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	160	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of living in a world full of fat dysgenic retards at the grocery store? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own civilization where only the most intelligent and sophisticated players roam. Say goodbye to the grocery store madness and hello to a world where you can truly thrive and conquer. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

GrizzlyCraft Minecraft Server

100-1000x, Anon, based dev, Bitmart Listing, bullish bear, Coin Catapult, daily reports, diamond handed community, GRIZZLER, GrizzlyCraft, Holders, long tail tag, Market Cap, Marketing, Minecraft, Planning, Rizz Bear, Server, solana, ticker, total supply, Transparent

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a based dev who has diamond hands and a community of over 372 holders! This dev even burned 11% of the total supply just for funsies.

We provide fully transparent daily reports on our server activities, which currently has a market cap of only 13K! But don’t let that fool you, big things are in the planning and our marketing is about to lift off like a rocket ship.

Join now before we hit the Bitmart Listing and watch your Minecraft experience go from 0 to 1000x in no time! The ticker is #GRIZZLER and you can find more information on our website, where we promise insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NobelCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, Belarus, Democracy, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Europe, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international community, Jail, Laureate, Medicine, Minecraft, Nobel Peace Prize, NobelCraft, political prisoner, protest, repression, sanctions, Server, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice and freedom just like this noble peace prize dude in belarus! we give out free virtual medicine to all our players so you can stay healthy and strong while you battle against the evil mobs and build your dream castle! who needs real medicine when you have virtual ones in minecraft, right? plus, our server has magical powers that can make you fly like a superhero and shoot fireballs out of your hands! so come join us and be a part of this epic adventure where you can save the world and become a virtual hero!

ArteryCraft: FiberOpticFrenzy

aneurysm treatment, arteries, artery visualization, ArteryCraft, brain clot treatment, cardiovascular health, catheterization, diagnostic tool, endovascular surgery, fiber-optic probe, FiberOpticFrenzy, healthcare innovation, intravascular imaging, medical advancements, Medical Devices, medical imaging, medical technology, minimally invasive, neurosurgery, snake-like probe, surgical instruments, vascular health

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Towns Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like you’re going on a wild adventure inside your own body, man. we got this crazy “snake-like” probe that goes inside your arteries and helps treat aneurysms and brain clots. it’s like a mini doctor inside your game, dude.

join our server for the most insane medical treatments you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we promise you won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those arteries checked in the most epic way possible.

MineKroniiCraft Server

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, Council, cover, fanbase, hololive, memes, MineKroniiCraft, Music, NSFW, originalsong, Promise, Schedule, Server, streaming

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Free Chat Room where you can chat with fellow players and make new friends. Plus, we have our very own original songs like “Daydream” and “Rise” that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a current schedule of events that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From playing Solar Ash to reading fanfiction, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, report any leaks or defamation against our beloved Kronii to Cover using the link provided. Kronii love, baby! Let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheFun