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CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9506	Chimeras Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	142	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Items Found:	2830	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Votes:	8932	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8181	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9813	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	1773	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

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