little girl’s dilemma

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs ride on chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and have tamed dragons to do their bidding.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of mischievous players once pranked the entire server by turning all the cows into disco-loving llamas. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness of our Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky community. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose the mac and cheese. Or the spicy ramen noodles. Or both. The choice is yours, little girl.