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CraftySuicideRiskMC

adverse effects, CraftySuicideRiskMC, drug reactions, drug safety monitoring, drug side effects, drug-related suicides, higher risk, medication risks, medication safety, mental health, mental health risks, new study, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, pharmacological risks, pharmacovigilance, public health, semaglutide, suicidal thoughts, Wegovy, WHO database

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

CraftyBabies Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime critique, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime enthusiast, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lover, anime ranking, anime recommendation, anime release, anime review, Anime Series, Anime Suggestions, best anime, birth year, CraftyBabies, favorite anime, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise!

Join us and embark on a quest to discover the best anime released on your birth year. But here’s the catch – you have to battle mobs of anime characters to unlock the answer! Will you defeat Goku from Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon from, well, Sailor Moon? Only time will tell!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly Pikachu who only speaks in Jigglypuff’s lullaby? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!

Bangin’ Racist SMP – Minecraft Madness

#youtube, bangin, Black Lives Matter, controversial, cultural commentary, Hip Hop, HwdMJE0t8JM, Lyrics, madness, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music video, Police Brutality, Provocative, racism, racist, smp, Social Issues, systemic racism, Theme, trending, viral

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	9532	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our theme is so outrageous, it’s practically banging! We’ve got a racist theme that will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as politically incorrect as possible. Need some inspiration? Just watch our theme song on repeat and let the racism flow through you.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a swastika-shaped house and not get banned? Come join the fun and let your inner bigot run wild. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

apartment decor, Apology, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, comic collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family visit, hobbies, Home decor, judgment, Minecraft, personal space, PS5, relationships, Respect, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Self-expression, Server, video games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	563
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2591
Dragon Eggs Found:	6967	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who refuse to apologize for their love of comics, games, and all things fun.

Join us and build your own virtual world where no one can tell you what’s “childish” or “immature.” Let your creativity run wild as you decorate your pixelated home with all the comic prints and gaming consoles your heart desires.

And if anyone dares to judge your hobbies, just kick them out like a boss. We support your right to be unapologetically nerdy and will always have your back.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where being yourself is the only rule. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such epic drama? Don’t be the uncle in this story, be the hero of your own pixelated world!

BabyBlockerz

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conflicts, BabyBlockerz, CoParenting, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family traditions, refusing to change baby’s name, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	5888
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6161

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Imagine a world where choosing a baby name sparks a heated debate that lasts for weeks. Witness the epic battle between two sisters over the name Liam, a name so powerful it threatens to tear their family apart.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a realm where exes, half-siblings, and toxic co-parenting collide in a fiery explosion of emotions. Will you choose sides or forge your own path in this chaotic landscape?

Join us on this server for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few family feuds). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga – join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

affordability, blocks, Budget, cost, costly, Expenditure, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, high-priced, inflation, Lavish, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Opulent, Overpriced, price tag, smp, unaffordable, unattainable, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Potions Brewed:	99
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

MineFitTips

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	7216

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?