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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5185 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 2380 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
We have a special area where players can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.
But the best part? We have a magical portal that leads to a land where llamas rule the land and demand to be worshipped as gods. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bowed down to a llama king.
So if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server of all time, join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!