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DonetskMissileMadness

Conflict, donetsk, DonetskMissileMadness, eastern europe, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, intel, intelligence report, international incident, international relations, Military Action, military operation, missile strike, North Korean officers, political tension, russia, security threat, strategic strike, targeted attack, Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	186
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3829
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

Blame, fem, female gamers, FEMINIST, feminist gamers, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, online behavior, online gaming, online harassment, research, sexism, sexist incidents, social justice, study, unite, women gamers, Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, lags, Large Online, mechanisms, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Plugins, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Shulkers, spawn eggs, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9552	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

playc.lighter-mc.ru

Block Busters Minecraft Server

African American, BBC, Black culture, black history, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Built for Niggers, Busters, civil rights, discrimination, documentary, equality, historical injustice, Jim Crow Laws, Minecraft, Part II, Police Brutality, racial profiling, racism, segregation, Server, Slavery, social justice, systemic oppression

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

Wuwa – Wacky Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, Co-op Combat Event, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Rectifier, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, Waves, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Void Gems Collected:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us on Wuthering Waves, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. Need a break from all the action? Take a stroll on the beach and chat with the friendly Shorekeeper, who may or may not have a secret stash of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up your skills and show off your epic loot. Plus, don’t miss out on the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event, where you can team up with your friends to take down mythical creatures and earn even more rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Wuthering Waves and see where the tide takes you. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Resonators and their shenanigans – they’re always up to no good!

SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Birthday, birthday celebrations, Communication, Conflict, Details, emotional reactions, Expectations, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstandings, party planning, personal boundaries, Planning, Preferences, relationships, Server, social anxiety, Surprise party, SurprisePartyHate, Surprises, ungrateful

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dimension Hops:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

CraftyWeddingGoals

CraftyWeddingGoals, destination wedding, Elopement, wedding affordability, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding communication, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding finances, wedding friendship, wedding guests, wedding honesty, wedding invitations, wedding logistics, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding support, wedding travel

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

RegrettableCraft SMP

acceptance, consequences, coping mechanisms, decision, emotional turmoil, hindsight, inner conflict, learning experience, life choices, life lessons, moving forward, necessity, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, SELF AWARENESS, smp, tough choices, unavoidable actions

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	529	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

Consistency, daily routines, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, Life, life improvement, mindfulness practices, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity tips, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small habits, Stress Management, Time management, Upgrade, wellness habits

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, BlazeCraft, Disaster, emergency, emergency response, Environmental, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, hazardous materials, Incident, industrial accidents, investigation, Minecraft, News, Oil depots, Perm Krai, Pollution, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Updates, Voronezh Oblast

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2589
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: oil depots on fire in Russia’s Voronezh Oblast, Perm Krai…but in Minecraft! Join our server for some hot, fiery action as you navigate through burning oil depots and try not to get scorched!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of the ancient Minecraft gods is hidden deep within the depths of this lair. Are you brave enough to venture into the unknown and claim this powerful weapon for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a colony of friendly, talking pigs who have formed their own society complete with a piggy parliament and piggy police force. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!