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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1385 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.
But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.
So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
