literal child Minecraft Servers

literal child Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

    Minecraft server: LiteralKidult
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9331
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Emeralds Found: 5508
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

    But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 3543
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue!

    Just like this guy who found his fiancée’s secret bathtub photos on her old phone, you never know what secrets you’ll uncover on our server. Maybe you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests or uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds!

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets while building your own epic Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper over privacy invasion! Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NannyMomNoPopIn

    NannyMomNoPopIn
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3449
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Animals Bred: 196
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of constant pop-ins just like this nanny does! Join us for a wild adventure filled with baby screams and camera surveillance – just kidding, we promise there are no cameras in our Minecraft world (unless you count the ones you build yourself)!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the constant interruptions of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any unwanted pop-ins. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for politely asking for some space.

    So come join us and say goodbye to the baby screams and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to build a virtual nanny to take care of all your in-game needs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeper2075

    CraftyCreeper2075
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 2607
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2421 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out what people in 2075 will find utterly ridiculous about the year 2025! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so advanced, we have time-traveling llamas and talking creepers who tell dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server now and be a part of Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Berlin vs. Elon’s Desert Army

    Berlin vs. Elon’s Desert Army
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 8146
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the german army has deserted X because they are too busy battling it out with elon musk in a feud that is shaking the very foundations of the virtual world. build your own army of pixelated soldiers and fight alongside berlin in this epic showdown of epic proportions. who will come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and madness that is taking over the server. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vegas Craft: Where Angeles is Just Too Weird

    Vegas Craft: Where Angeles is Just Too Weird
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 1713
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we buildin’ like crazy and havin’ a blast like it’s a party in vegas but without all the hangovers and regrets, ya feel me? we got diamond rainin’ from the sky and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, we got a secret underground disco club where herobrine himself busts a move every saturday night, it’s lit af fam. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a block party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Korean Man Cave

    Crafty Korean Man Cave
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 8588
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how South Korean dudes are all like, “woe is me, life is so hard”? Well, turns out it’s cuz they think they’re like, losing their status or whatever. But, like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?!

    Picture this: u log on and u see a bunch of South Korean dudes running around, crying about their perceived socioeconomic status decline. But then u swoop in like a boss and show them what true power looks like in the world of Minecraft.

    Join our server and show those sad boys that real strength comes from building epic castles and slaying dragons, not from worrying about your place in society. Plus, rumor has it that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u’ll gain instant status and become the king of all South Korean Minecraft players.

    So, what are u waiting for? Join our server now and show those victimhood ideologues who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tirox.net

    Tirox.net
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 1767
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8268
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tirox is a Minecraft 1.8 PvP network with the goal of reviving the classic Minecraft PvP experience. Featuring beloved old maps and game modes such as the famous Survival Games, as well as modes like FFA to warm up, Tirox brings back the essence of the golden days of Minecraft PvP. We’ve successfully brought back many former well-known players who used to play back in the day. It’s all about nostalgia, reconnecting with the past, and reliving those epic PvP moments with friends and players who share the same love for the classic Minecraft experience.

    play.tirox.net

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  • exciting new mc fantasy server

    exciting new mc fantasy server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4434
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98

    New Minecraft Servers

    GalaxyRPG Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
    Server Version 1.19.2
    Server Specs

    About the Server:

    Hello! If you like playing Minecraft with magic/fantasy RPG modpacks, look no further! We are looking for as many players as we can because the more we are, the more fun we have!

    This is the modpack we are currently using: Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG

    Join our Discord server for updates and future events: https://discord.gg/M7aVUGTvMb

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server using the IP: GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
    What modpack is the server using? The server is currently using Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG modpack. You can find it here.
    Can I become a member of the server? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community. Just connect to the server using the provided IP.
    What are the server specs? The server has 16gb of DDR5 RAM, 100gb Seagate SSD, and an Intel 9 14900K CPU with 4 extra threads.

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  • Eco Breeders Guild 1.20.5

    Eco Breeders Guild 1.20.5
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6451
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 160 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more lit? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can breed hand-sized reeds and create a whole army of tiny plant soldiers to do your bidding.

    Join our server for the most epic battle of handbreeder reeds you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t be able to hold back your laughter as these little guys go to war.

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have custom mini-games where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and joust with carrots. It’s like a fever dream come to life, but in a good way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of handbreeder reed madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LockOutLols Minecraft Server

    LockOutLols Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 8680
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of our player who had to kick out their best friend and flatmate for clogging the sink with bolognese. Can you survive the chaos and craziness of our server?

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of locking someone out of their virtual home, just like in real life! – Witness the power struggle between friends turned enemies, all over a missed rent payment. – Test your survival skills in a world where even the closest friendships can crumble over a blocked sink. – Explore a server where mental health plummets faster than a creeper exploding.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy drama to mine? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the madness of our server!

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