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CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

demoralized, Good, controversial topics, Propaganda, Jews

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

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Welcome to Asheville, where even our trees are lit! Join our Semi-Vanilla SMP server now!

Explore, stealing, nation, Semivanilla, Semi Vanilla

Ashville Minecraft Server

Overview:

Expectations	Mostly vanilla playing experience
	Lots of friendly players
	Established cities, towns, or nations to join or create your own
	Ability to wage war against other players
	Participate in events and challenges
	Explore and build freely

Basic Rules:

No Griefing
No Stealing
No PVP unless consented or during war
Be Nice
Use Common Sense

What sets Ashville apart:

Unique world generation	Super cool once a few thousand blocks from spawn
Compatibility	Both Java and Bedrock players can join

Discord Link:

https://discord.gg/Yv4KpYJJ

FAQ:

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I join an established city or nation?

A: You can reach out to the leaders of these factions in-game or through Discord.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is only allowed when both players consent or during declared wars.

Q: Can I create my own city or nation?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own cities, towns, or nations on the server.

Notification Nation: Where the Creeper Alerts Are Always On Point

forgetfulness, forgetful, Notification, IMPROVEMENTS, Communication

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never forget where you’ve been because we have the memory of a goldfish! Seriously, this place is like a black hole for your brain, but in a totally fun way.

Join us for the most chaotic and unforgettable gaming experience of your life. You’ll be so lost in the madness that you’ll forget what day it is, let alone what threads you’ve posted in. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the depths of your own confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Come get lost in the abyss with us and never worry about remembering anything ever again!

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Mussolini’s Minecraft Madness

fascism, madness, Italian history, Mussolini legacy, world war II

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees of all Minecraft servers! Join us and experience the glory of building a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while riding a pig wearing sunglasses.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself what Mussolini really meant by all this madness!

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Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft Tekken Madness

FUNDAMENTALS, madness, tekken 7, blocky, Spreadsheet

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges. Build your own empire, conquer mighty dragons, and even ride unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so LEGENDARY that even the characters from Tekken 8 have decided to make a pit stop here! That’s right, you can challenge Heihachi Mishima to a build-off or take on Kazuya Mishima in a mining competition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this WILD world of Minecraft madness and let your imagination run WILD! Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

gook, tfw, Crafty, sexual desires, destructive behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

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ZombieCraft: Apocalypse LOL

lol, Book, INTENSE, catastrophe, dystopian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of apocalypse zero! Join us if you’re ready to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen, giant spiders, and maybe even a rogue Ender Dragon or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who were guarding a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who possess these apples gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that can break out into a dance party at any moment. Join us and witness the spectacle of sheep doing the moonwalk while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of apocalypse zero for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the land and ride off into the sunset on a flying pig!

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Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

misunderstanding, lack of compassion, judgemental, lack of understanding, lack of awareness

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

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NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

History, Nazis, hate, world war II, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

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Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

Previous Stream, NSFW, youtube channel, General Bau Edition, Schedule

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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