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SecretSquirrelMC SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crops Grown:	5229
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us if you want to uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the mysterious underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to enter. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a taste for mischief.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and uncover the hidden madness of this Minecraft SMP, then come join us and see what innocent secrets you can uncover!

BlockMomsWisdom

Best advice, BlockMomsWisdom, childhood teachings, family guidance, life lessons, parental advice, parental experience, parental guidance, parental influence, parental knowledge, parental love, parental mentorship, parental role models, parental support, parental teachings, parental upbringing, parental values, parental wisdom, valuable advice, words of wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

RussianTV Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, collaboration, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign influence, Government, intelligence, Investigating, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Propaganda, russia, Russian, RussianTV, SECURITY, Server, state television, Surveillance, television industry, U.S, united states, WORKED

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	7122	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

RedstoneSpy69

#intelligence agency, ACCUSATION, authoritarian regime, China, Chinese government, decades later, democracy movement, Espionage, Feds, freedom of speech, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, political dissident, political persecution, pro-democracy activist, RedstoneSpy69, state security, Surveillance, tiananmen square, undercover agent, Whistleblower

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1880	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

So, like, this server is like a total blast, man. You gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a Tiananmen Square pro-democracy activist who was actually a spy for China’s intelligence agency! Like, whoa, talk about a plot twist, am I right?

Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!

Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!

Adventure, cleavers, Conquer, Custom, custom discord map, Decisions, DOMINATE, Earn, Economy, Elaks, in-game economy, Katanas, knives, Land System, Legacy, Map, Market system, real, Regions, smp, spend, Survival, Trade, Tribal, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features

Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.

Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.

Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!

Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.

Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!

Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord.
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends.
Are there any unique weapons in the game?	Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Void Armor Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Votes:	2216
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

adorable, animalistic, censored, cute, cutesexual, ears, EYES, fetish, Fluffy, Furry, Images, innocent, Kawaii, MineCraftyQueer, Paws, Petplay, Pussyfree, safe for work, Sexuality, smp, snouts, Wholesome

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

NurseNotLiarMC

AITAH, apartment complex, Applying, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, Communication, Conversation, friendship, Honesty, instagram, Job, Lied, MAKING FRIENDS, Nurse, NurseNotLiarMC, Safety, small talk, Telling a Guy at Tennis, Tennis practice, Truth, work

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!

NukeCraft: US vs the World

Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, world

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

Ganon’s Creeper Hideout Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Ganon himself likes to watch all the action unfold! That’s right, the legendary villain from The Legend of Zelda series is a regular spectator on our server, cheering on players as they battle it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress Ganon with your skills, he might even grant you special powers or rewards! Imagine having the King of Evil himself on your side, helping you conquer the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and show Ganon what you’re made of. Who knows, you might just become his new favorite player and earn yourself a place in Minecraft history!