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GayCraft Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, controversial, dictator, discrimination, fascism, GayCraft, germany, History, hitler, homosexual, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, Psychology, psychology of dictators, repressed, Server, Sexuality, taboo, world war II

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind Hitler’s secret love for building rainbow-colored castles and organizing fabulous fashion shows for his fellow Nazis. Explore our world where pigs fly, chickens dance, and creepers wear tutus. Build your own empire and conquer the land with your fabulous creations. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so historically inaccurate and hilariously entertaining? Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ores Mined:	9586	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED

Birthday, bullying, consequences, DAUGHTER, family conflict, Grandparents, grounding, holiday trip, insults, Malicious, Maturity, name-calling, provocation, punishment, selfish, special day, spoiled, Stepbrother, StepSibBdayDramaGroundED, unjust

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Meteorites Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Votes:	749
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.

Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!

DateImpressor Minecraft SMP

creative date experiences, creative date ideas, date night adventures, DateImpressor, impressing a crush, impressing a date, impressing a significant other, impressing someone special, impressing someone you like, memorable date memories, memorable date moments, Minecraft, out of the box date ideas, quirky date activities, quirky date stories, smp, thinking outside the box, unconventional date stories, unconventional dating, unique date experiences, unusual date activities, unusual date ideas, unusual date stories

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3171	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

MovieMunchiesMC

Cinema, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, Experience, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Gastronomy, iconic, imagination, indulgence, memorable, movie food, MovieMunchiesMC, Nostalgia, Real Life, Taste, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4482	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can eat food from your favorite movies in real life! Ever wanted to chow down on a Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants or feast on a Never-Ending Gobstopper from Willy Wonka? Well, now you can!

Join our server and experience the culinary delights of the silver screen like never before. Our chefs have mastered the art of recreating movie foods in pixelated form, so get ready to indulge in a feast fit for a Hollywood star.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with giant popcorn monsters and candy cane warriors. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Turkey Leg is hidden somewhere deep within the labyrinth, waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re gonna need it!

TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom

aircraft, airstrike, armed conflict, Commander, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Middle East conflict, militant group, military operation, Palestinian territories, reportedly killed, security operation, strikes, targeted killing, terror cell, Tulkarm, TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom, Vehicle

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can join in on epic battles just like this one! We got IDF aircrafts swoopin’ in and takin’ out terror cells in vehicles, like whoa! And apparently, they even took out a Hamas commander, like, dang! If you wanna experience some intense action and feel like a total badass, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this insane world of Minecraft madness! Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrackTrotFunLand

3 legged race, agility, alternative races, athletic challenges, athletic events, backwards running, Competition, creativity, Diversity, Endurance, olympics, Physical fitness, Running, skipping, sports, sprinting, swimming stroke, track, track and field, TrackTrotFunLand, Unique Races

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	228
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s drugs, Alzheimer’s research, available data, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Confirm, data, disease process, Disease Progression, drug effectiveness, effect, Healthcare, medical advancements, modify, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, newly-approved, patient outcomes, pharmaceuticals, proof, treatment options

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

SentinelCraft [1.21]

10 years running, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bluemap, chest, Claims, Community, Community Events, Community website, Coreprotect, disguise, Economy, Fly, Friendly staff, Griefprevention, Homes, Huskclaims, Husktowns, Jobs, Land Claims, lighthearted environment, Longstanding friendships, Map, Mature Community, MCMMO, Minecraft 1.21, No Grief, Nogrief, Npc, Player Shops, Quests, Raiding protection, sentinelcraft, skins, Survival, Tokenshop, Towns, Towny, Treasure, Vanilla, Votifier

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

IP: play.sentinelcraft.netMinecraft 1.21 Version!

SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

If you want to find out more, or join the ride Click here to view our website.

play.sentinelcraft.net

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping sprees are just as important as surviving in 1.21 with friends and enemies alike!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes and TPA	Players can set home locations and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View a live map of the server world
Mob Heads	Players have a chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust and playtime

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How can I claim land?

A: You can claim land by using the “/claim” command.

Q: Can I teleport to other players?

A: Yes, you can teleport to other players using the “/tpa” command.

Q: How do I view the live world map?

A: You can access the live world map through the server’s website.

Q: How can I get mob heads?

A: Mob heads have a chance to drop from mobs when killed by a player.

Q: Is there a way to skip the night?

A: Yes, one player sleep feature allows one player to skip the night for everyone.

Q: How are ranks determined?

A: Ranks are based on trust levels and playtime on the server.