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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4971 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the secret rainbow sheep.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk.
come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember, always bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes.
