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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3117 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Votes: | 477 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 781223 |
Animals Bred: | 165 | Emeralds Found: | 9089 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.