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Kino In-Spite Minecraft SMP

outlandish, baldness, Darth Vader, Roy Cohn, inspite

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to jump right in!

Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.

And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

Apologise to the GOAT3, Apologise to the GOAT, GOATapologies, Gold medals, Respect

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

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DaughterDigs Minecraft Server

compromise, Communication, temporary living arrangements, relationships, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a crowded house full of surprises, just like this guy’s life story.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own virtual family, navigate through unexpected twists and turns, and even deal with the drama of a surprise pregnancy (in-game, of course).

Just like this dad, you’ll have to make tough decisions and face the consequences. But don’t worry, we won’t make you live in a camper in the backyard – unless you want to!

So come on over and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a study buddy like Amy did!

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RespectCraft: In-Laws Edition

RespectCraft, Respect, family traditions, family relationships, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your pushy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family experience that won’t have you elbowing anyone to sing along or forcing awkward hugs on unsuspecting players.

Our server is filled with fun and laughter, but without the pressure to join in on every activity. Want to sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Go for it! We won’t judge you for giving a high five instead of a hug.

And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into participating in every family event, our server is the perfect escape. No more camping trips with the in-laws, just endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a virtual family that won’t make you feel like the odd one out. Plus, our virtual therapist is always on standby for any emotional support you may need. Join now and say goodbye to awkward family gatherings forever!

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AwkwardCraft: First Date Fails

AwkwardCraft, awkward stories, awkward experiences, dating mishaps, date

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again! Why? Because on our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, cozy campfires, and even a pixelated version of your crush! Who needs real-life dating when you can have all the romance and none of the awkwardness in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will serenade you with love songs as you mine for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

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DownSyndromeCraft

medical research institute, down syndrome, immune subtypes, intellectual disability, genetic analysis

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get bored cuz it’s all the same? well, not on this server, dude! we got crazy stuff happening all the time!

like, did u know that on our server, the mobs actually talk to u? yeah, they’re like “hey, wanna be friends?” or “watch out, that creeper is sneaky!” it’s wild, man.

and get this, our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they trade u diamonds for moon rocks and stuff, it’s nuts!

plus, we have this thing where every time u mine a block, a rainbow shoots out and gives u a special power for like, 10 minutes. it’s like a party in ur inventory, bro!

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?) it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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Please don’t forget to feed the mods…oh and play on this server! [modded]

Community, #announcement, Play, Modded, central time

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I am proud to announce the opening of my discord server for people who want to play java minecraft, here you can find out how to play multiplayer for free without servers quickly and easily, find friends to play with, find servers to join, and participate in events. Our first event will be happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time, where everyone will work together to defeat the wither storm. More events will be planned in the future.

Description

I am proud to announce the opening of my discord server for people who want to play java minecraft, here you can find out how to play multiplayer for free without servers quickly and easily, find friends to play with, find servers to join, and participate in events. Our first event will be happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time, where everyone will work together to defeat the wither storm. More events will be planned in the future.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the discord server?	You can join the discord server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/Nw98eabh
When is the first event happening?	The first event is happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time.
Is there a need for help in improving the server?	Yes, I am looking for somebody to help me make the server better. If you are interested, please contact me on the discord server.

LootoutCraft Minecraft Server

Equipment, accessories, Evaluation, LootoutCraft, Feedback

Oh, honey, your loadout is so last season! You need to join our Minecraft server ASAP if you want to level up your gear game. We’ve got enchanted diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball and weapons that can slay dragons with just one hit. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before!

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StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Blockheads, Risk, high risk

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

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NoHabloEspanolMC Server

19. job duties, 4. Latina, NoHabloEspanolMC, Server, 3. bilingual

Are you tired of being the go-to translator at your retail job without any extra compensation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all those pesky Spanish-speaking customers behind as you embark on a wild adventure in a world where language barriers don’t exist.

Our server is the perfect place for all bilingual players who are tired of being taken advantage of in the real world. No more being the designated translator for everyone around you – here, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without the constant pressure to switch between languages.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual players who have banded together to overthrow the tyranny of the language police. Join us and become part of the resistance – together, we can create a world where everyone is free to speak whatever language they please, without fear of discrimination or exploitation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say adios to those unfair work practices – it’s time to level up and game on like never before! ¡Vamos!

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