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Anime Production Minecraft Server

America, Anime, Anime games, Asian culture, brown hordes, Chinese, Competition, cucked country, cultural shift, Entertainment, Europe, Future, Globalization, Industry, international relations, Japan, koreans, Media, Minecraft, production, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of the impending anime apocalypse brought on by the Chinese and Koreans taking over the industry? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to combat this impending doom – the power of building and crafting! Join us as we band together to create a fortress of epic proportions to protect Japan from the brown hordes and save anime once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of truth, capable of vanquishing any foe with a single blow. So come on, join us and let’s show those pesky invaders who’s boss in the most epic battle for anime supremacy!

Short XRP Minecraft SMP

cryptocurrency, digital assets, Financial Advice, financial markets, investing, investment strategy, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, portfolio management, risk management, short, short selling, Short XRP, smp, speculative trading, stock market, Trading, xrp, XRP forecast, xrp news, xrp price, XRP trading

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of being a broke Minecraft player, constantly scrounging for resources and living in a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save your pixelated life! Join us and watch as your virtual bank account grows faster than a creeper about to explode. Our server is so rich, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?

Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server

administration, Afghanistan, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict, debate, Defence, Explanation, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Origins, Partisan, Politics, Server, trump, Truth, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	8950
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden’s Afghanistan “withdrawal” seems tame in comparison. Some say our server’s origins are shrouded in mystery, with rumors of a secret alliance with Endermen and a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in spawn. Join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind our insane stories! And remember, just like politics, anything goes in Minecraft – so prepare for the unexpected!

> Synder was bad Minecraft SMP

action-packed, bad, Character development, cinematic universe, Colorful, criticism, dc comics, extreme opposite, fan reaction, Franchise, long-term planning, loud colors, middle ground, Minecraft, Movie, quips, Reboot, smp, storytelling, SuperHero, Superman, Synder

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	154
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds in a normal, non-colorful way? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: instead of bland, realistic builds, we have giant rainbow-colored houses with flashing lights and dancing llamas. Instead of peaceful farming, we have explosive mining challenges where you have to dodge flying creepers and lava pits. And instead of polite conversations, we have constant quips and jokes flying around like fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so extreme that we even have a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the Minecraft world with our ridiculous antics. Join us now and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in 6-10 years when we inevitably try to reboot our server again!

Danylo Power Server

1.21.3, Danylo Power, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Ukraine, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.3 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

mc.energy.com.ua

NeLzoCraft Minecraft server

creator, December 17th, DISCOUNTS, Event, event time, LIMITED, Minecraft, NelzoCraft, opportunity, Privilege, Prize, promo code, Server, server description, Shards, Shop, Spawn, temporary, Winter

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crops Grown:	1547	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	260	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

❄️ Winter is beginning, and we are launching a server, offering discounts and preparing an update!

⚡ EVENT and DISCOUNTS -65%!

☠️ The essence of the event: you need to collect 150 shards and the prize for this is the LIMITED privilege Creator.

? And there’s a secret promo code hidden at spawn! For a temporary privilege, any one you want for 24 hours.

? Also, the event time is until December 17th.

Hurry up to get new opportunities!!

?️ Discounts -65% — shop.nelzocraft.ru

play.nelzocraft.ru:19132

Creeper’s Hideout Minecraft Server

black bars, BugTrap, Config, console, COTZ addon, crash log, CREEPERS, fps, FREEZE, Game Mechanics, guides, HIDEOUT, INFORMATION, IWP Standalone, linux, lockup, merges, Minecraft, misconceptions, mod recommendations, Mods, mouse fix, new mods, Patch 1.1, popular mods, Resources, S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, SG, shadow of Chernobyl, skip intro, SoC Update 1.4, Stutter, Tips, Tools, trilogy, viewmodel fov

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Items Found:	8402	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ores Mined:	2696	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through the Zone filled with anomalies, mutants, and artifacts.

Our server offers mods that will enhance your gameplay experience, like the IWP Standalone mod that brings in a whole arsenal of improved weapons. And don’t forget about the COTZ addon for IWP, adding quests and mechanics to keep you on your toes.

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique experience. Plus, we have a special feature where if you crash to desktop, freeze, or lockup, you can find your crash log and get help from our expert Stalkers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey through the Zone. Just be careful of those pesky bloodsuckers and emissions!

Yuru Yuri + Oomuro-ke Minecraft SMP

#fangirling, adorable, Anime, comedy, CUDDLE, cute, fanfiction, Hanako Oomuro, Kawaii, love, Manga, Minecraft, moe, Oomuro-ke, Oomuroke, Otaku, Sakurako, school girls, shipping, slice of life, smp, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can cuddle with your favorite anime characters like Hanako Oomuro! Sakurako is cool and all, but let’s be real, Hanako is where it’s at. Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even find a way to bring Hanako to life in the game (just kidding… or are we?). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own anime crush to cuddle with in our crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

Ruined Life Minecraft Server

consequences, culture, Distress, emotional, Impact, internet, Life, Minecraft, planet, relationships, ruined, rules, same, Server, social media, society, Technology, Video, viral, webm, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Just like how women are all the same (apparently), our server offers a unique and chaotic experience for all players.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of sassiness, wielded by the fierce Queen Enderdragon herself. Or maybe you’re more interested in building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever get bored, just remember that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. So come on down and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing that’s consistent is the craziness!

Daughter of Santa Minecraft SMP

celebration, Character, christmas, DAUGHTER, Ded Moroz, eastern europe, fairy tale, Father Frost, Festive, folklore, gift giver, holiday, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Mythical, russia, santa, Santa Claus, slavic, smp, Snegurochka, tradition, Winter

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Votes:	9613	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

In our Minecraft SMP, we have a server where Santa Claus’s daughter runs the show. She’s tired of the cold North Pole and has decided to set up shop in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join our server and help her build a winter wonderland like no other! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some special presents from her famous dad. So come join us and experience the magic of Christmas all year round!