lionheartsmp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborlyKnockers

apartment, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Courtesy, Etiquette, Grateful, Inappropriate Behavior, Kindness, neighbor, NeighborlyKnockers, overreacted, personal space, privacy, privacy invasion, Respect, social norms, unannounced visits, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crops Grown:	2022	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted visitors barging into your virtual home unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises, just like the unexpected visits from our neighbor in the story above.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can set up all the booby traps and security measures you need to keep nosy neighbors out. Build your fortress, gather your resources, and defend your territory like a boss.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of virtual life, just remember that at least you don’t have a real-life neighbor sneaking into your apartment while you’re half-dressed. So come join us for a laugh, a thrill, and a whole lot of fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block

Adversity, bad breaks, BLOCK, Challenges, difficult situations, Difficulties, Hardship, INEQUALITY, injustice, Life, life challenges, life struggles, Lifes, misfortune, Obstacles, setbacks, smp, Struggle, tough luck, tough times, UNFAIR, UnfairCraft, unfairness, unfortunate circumstances

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Votes:	4760
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Potions Brewed:	148

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join ASAP! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers and zombies instead of Oompa Loompas.

So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that took me to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. And get this, the unicorns were riding on top of the rainbows like they were surfboards. It was lit, bro.

And the best part is, on this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.

So, like, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PineappleCraftPizzaLand

controversial toppings, culinary choices, divisive foods, food debate, food discussions, food opinions, food preferences, food trends, fruit on pizza, hawaiian pizza, Pineapple, pineapple debate, pineapple haters, pineapple lovers, PineappleCraftPizzaLand, pizza, pizza controversy, pizza toppings, savory and sweet, unconventional toppings

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that serve up the same old toppings? Well, look no further because our server is like a Hawaiian pizza – controversial but oh so delicious! Join us if you dare to challenge the status quo and embrace the chaos of pineapple on pizza.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of pineapple pizza lovers who have sworn to protect their precious topping at all costs. Rumor has it that they hold epic pizza parties in hidden underground bunkers, complete with lava moats and diamond-encrusted pizza cutters.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to defend the honor of pineapple on pizza with all your might. Just remember, when it comes to toppings, we don’t play by the rules – we play by our taste buds!

DefendCraft: German Edition

Armed Forces, bundeswehr, DefendCraft, Defense, defense division, defense forces, Edition, european defense, German, germany, homeland security, military division, military equipment, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military strategy, military training, military unit, national defense, national security, territorial defence, territorial protection

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where germany has set up a military division dedicated to defending their territory from creepers and zombies! we got tanks and helicopters and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold! join us and help protect germany from the evil mobs that threaten to take over the land! plus, we have free cake every friday and a pet pig named schnitzel who loves to go on adventures with you. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against the minecraft mobs!

Eternal Rising Sun 1.21.3

#english speaking, 1.21.3, Agencies, Branches, Community, culture, en branches, English, Entertainment, ETERNAL, Fandoms, Impact, japanese, Japanese vtuber, jp, Launch, ONLINE, Rising, speaking, Sun, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mines Excavated:	3215
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

Yo, bros, imagine a world where Japanese VTuber agencies were like, “Nah, we good, no need for English branches.” Like, what if they were just like, “Sayonara, English-speaking fans, we out.”

Dude, that would be like, chaos in the VTuber fandom. /vt/ and /jp/ would be like, “Where’d our waifus go?!” It would be like, a VTuber apocalypse, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the VTuber drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only waifus are blocky pixels, then join us! We got creepers, we got diamonds, we got everything you need to forget about the VTuber world falling apart.

So come on, join our server and let’s build some crazy shit together. Who needs VTubers when you got Minecraft, am I right?!

MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, Edition, MortgageCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mines Excavated:	3962	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

Baltic states, BalticCraft, baltics, count down, Days, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, Escape, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, Grid, Infrastructure, LEAVING, political tensions, power grid, renewable energy, Russian, Russian energy grid, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	128
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	1370
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	5933
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

#covert operations, Black Market, DUBAI, Dubai companies, DubaiCraft, Fleet, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, investigation, Maritime, money laundering, offshore companies, ownership, russia, Russian, Russian shadow fleet, sanctions, Shadow, shadow economy, shipping, suspicious, Vessels, YLE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	6129	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anons, Body, coping, dead dads, delicate, distrust, emotional pain, ETERNAL, family, Father, fragile life, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, Miracle, mourning, Realms, relationships, vitality, Void, yearning

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Star Shards Collected:	211
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!

Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!

Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.

Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.

Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.

Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

Mineflix & Chill

Beloved, childhood favorite, Chill, classic, comfort film, comfort movie, Cozy, escapism, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, go to, guilty pleasure, Mineflix, movie marathon, movie night, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, rewatched, stress relief, Timeless

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of rewatching the same old movies over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comfort movie for your gaming soul! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – just like that one movie you can’t stop watching. So come on down and join us for a cinematic experience like no other!