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Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

American nuts, AMERICANS, Craft, crazy, insane asylums, LionhartMedia, lock up, MAGA, mental disorders, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental health reform, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, Minecraft, Politics, psychiatric hospitals, reagan, Server, stigma, Usa

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of all the crazies running around in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for you! We’ve locked up all the American nuts in our very own Minecraft Insane Asylum, thanks to Reagan’s brilliant idea.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy obstacles. Want to MAGA? Well, all you have to do is lock up the American nuts on our server!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again by locking up all the crazies! #MAGA #LUTAN (Lock Up The American Nuts)

vietfc

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2673
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runes Activated:	0

2v2f: Survival Without Rules (still has weak anticheat) Murder Mystery (Who is the killer): has party features, 12 separate maps, top kill, win, … PvP Box: Trade pvp items… SMP FUSION : SMP includes earth map, town, many bosses, daily event, lifesteal, web map, enchant upgrade THE PIT UPGRADE: For those who pvp the TimeMachine map, many features such as enchant, buy upgrades, and upgrades… THE PIT FC: This is for those who like to hack thepit with weak anticheat, mainly for those who like to enter the aura to exchange hacks (Like No Law) Eggwars: This is playable and they are developing more maps…

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ChucklesBox

15 player max, bedbox, ChucklesBox, Creative, Cubedcraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max

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HarleyCraft Minecraft Server

2010, Adventure, Alternate Reality, BELIEF, Conspiracy, Experience, Exploration, Harley bike, HarleyCraft, Memory, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, Mystery, Paranormal, Perception, Phenomenon, reality shift, Server, Supernatural, time travel, timeline shifts, travel, Ukraine, Valdy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Hop on our Minecraft server and join Valdy as he rides his Harley bike through the pixelated landscapes of Ukraine in the year 2010. Who knows, you might just experience a timeline shift yourself! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most mind-bending experiences in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CrushCraft SMP: “HasAGirlEverToldYouSheHasACrushOnYou”

attraction, Communication, confession, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, emotions, feelings, feelings revealed, FLIRTING, girl, HasAGirlEverToldYouSheHasACrushOnYou, Heart, high school crush, Honesty, infatuation, love, relationships, romance, secret crush, smp, teenage crush, unrequited love

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have girls falling for you left and right, all thanks to your mad building skills and epic redstone creations. Rumor has it that just by joining our server, you’ll instantly become the most eligible bachelor in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start building your way to a virtual harem of adoring fans!

ConcertRage Minecraft Server

concert atmosphere, concert audience, concert behavior, concert confrontation, concert disturbance, concert enjoyment, concert etiquette, concert excitement, concert experience, concert frustration, concert manager, concert policies, concert seating, concert seating rules, concert ushers, concert view blocking, ConcertRage, Minecraft, music enjoyment, rude concert goers, Server, standing up

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Votes:	1108	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Hey there gamers!

Are you tired of being told to sit down and behave at concerts? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can stand up and rock out to your heart’s content! No ushers here to ruin your fun, just pure Minecraft madness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up during the entire show, just like at that concert where you were unfairly forced to sit down. Let your blocky avatar dance and groove to the music without any Karens telling you to sit down.

And if anyone dares to tell you to sit, just build a giant wall in front of them and continue jamming out. Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild and wacky time!

Who needs concerts when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll, baby!

PasswordPirateBay

account sharing, ad-free, bills, brother, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, Fairness, family, monthly fee, Netflix, password sharing, PasswordPirateBay, payment, Principle, sibling, sister-in-law, streaming ban, Streaming Service, user added

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	206
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Animals Bred:	58	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Towns Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of sharing your Netflix password with your brother and his entire extended family? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise not to cancel your account out of nowhere like some people we know.

Our server is full of epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your streaming woes. Plus, we have a strict ‘no password sharing’ policy, so you can rest easy knowing your account is safe with us.

Forget about paying extra fees for streaming services, join our server and let the fun begin. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world of blocky goodness waiting for you? Join now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course.

NightOwlTalks Minecraft SMP

Deep dive discussions, Detailed dialogues, Elaborate conversations, Endless debates, Engaging topics, Enthusiastic conversations, Exhaustive debates, Extensive talks, Fascinating subjects, Favorite interests, In-depth conversations, intellectual debates, Intriguing subjects, Late night chats, Long-winded discussions, Minecraft, Never-ending conversations, NightOwlTalks, Passionate discussions, Prolonged discussions., smp, specific interests, Thought-provoking topics

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ores Mined:	883	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to debate the age-old question of whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give hugs! Our server is filled with players who are passionate about discussing the deep lore of Minecraft mobs and the intricate relationships between Steve and his animal companions. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can mine diamonds while dodging fireballs from angry pigmen. So if you’re ready to dive into the wacky world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and embark on epic adventures with fellow players, come join us!

MineMindShift

adaptation, BELIEF, CHANGE, conviction, critical thinking, Evolution, flexibility, growth, introspection, mindset, MineMindShift, open-minded, paradigm shift., personal development, perspective, reconsideration, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mines Excavated:	2829	New Chunks Explored:	972090
Endless Night Skies:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1707
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ores Mined:	9531
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!