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HagLoverGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Based, Characters, dark fantasy, FANTASY, games, Hag, HagLoverGamerGirl, indie games, Lover, Magic, Minecraft, powerful women, Protagonists, relationships, role playing games, romance, smp, strong female characters, Supernatural, unconventional love stories, unique protagonists, video games, witchcraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with based hag lover protagonists ready to take on any challenge! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with the hags, of course). So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible!

NopeTastyCraft

abhorrent, detestable, Disgusting, Food, gross, ingredients, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, nope, NopeTastyCraft, objectionable, off-putting, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, turnoff, unappealing, unappetizing, unpalatable, yuck

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5654
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over kursk region like a boss, just like zelensky taking over russia! u gotta join to see the epic battles and feel the war, it’s like a virtual reality war zone but with blocks and creepers! plus, we have the craziest mods that will blow your mind, like a mod where chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes and pigs fly around on jetpacks. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so join now before zelensky takes over the whole minecraft world!

BorderBlockParty

bloomberg, border, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign relations, Geopolitics, Gerasimov, intelligence, Military, military strategy, Reports, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian troop buildup, Warnings

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can ignore all the warnings just like Gerasimov did 😂 we got ukrainian troop buildups near the border but who cares when u can build ur own epic base and fight off the invaders with ur diamond sword 😎 come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even start ur own international incident 😂🤣 #minecraft #crazystories #joinus

TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

accession, candidate country, culture, Democracy, Economy, EU, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, Politics, Server, turkey, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	136
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant turkey wearing a top hat and monocle, ready to debate whether or not Turkey should join the EU. But that’s not all – we have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where you can battle evil chickens in epic PvP matches. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP

acceptance, antisemitism, Britain, Community, discrimination, Diversity, fear, friendship, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Nazi Europe, prejudice, racism, smp, solidarity, Support, TheAntiRacistBrit, Trauma, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	210	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	80
Void Gems Collected:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of driving Jews away from Britain? Join our Minecraft SMP and show your support for the Jewish community in a fun and lighthearted way!

Imagine walking around our server and being stopped by a young woman who is relieved to see you wearing a skullcap. She’ll thank you for being a beacon of hope in these dark times and you’ll feel like a true hero.

We’ve had players who have had their friendships tested because of their Jewish identity, but on our server, everyone is welcome and accepted. No more losing friends over silly differences!

Join us and show your solidarity by proudly displaying your Star of David. We believe in standing strong together and supporting each other through thick and thin.

Our elderly players have shared their stories of feeling retraumatised, but on our server, they find a sense of community and belonging. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.

So don’t wait any longer, join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of a community that values acceptance, unity, and most importantly, having a good time! Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and uplifting?

DadGFCamMinecraftServer

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadGFCamMinecraftServer, decision, Dilemma, family, foster kid, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Manipulation, recording, relationship, Respect, secret, Tension, Trust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Votes:	3422
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Towns Built:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Sarah’s behavior towards M20.

Just like M20, you’ll feel like part of a dysfunctional family as you navigate through the ups and downs of our server. From secret recordings to unexpected plot twists, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than Sarah’s TikToks, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DadBodNoMoreMC

biological father, blended family, children, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, DadBodNoMoreMC, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, family unit, Fatherhood, Marriage, medical forms, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school forms, Stability, Stepfather, Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend and her kids.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into some crazy situations? Look no further! We’ve got players dealing with everything from unexpected parenthood to relationship drama that will make your head spin.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like whether or not to be listed as the father of your girlfriend’s kids. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar predicament and need some advice from our wacky community of players.

So come on down to our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

DroneCraft: Lipetsk Evacuation

aerial attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Lipetsk, Military, military base, military technology, Russian airbase, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Updates, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8612	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4893	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!

Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!

NukeDetectCraft

Decay detection, Decay detection methods, Decay measurement, Detection technology, Mechanical detection, Mechanical detection methods, mechanical engineering, Mechanical sensors, Mechanical systems, Nuclear decay analysis, Nuclear decays, nuclear energy, Nuclear monitoring, nuclear physics, Nuclear Research, nuclear safety, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, NukeDetectCraft, radiation detection, Radiation monitoring

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Mechanical Detection of Nuclear Decays goin’ on? Lemme tell ya, it’s lit AF!

So like, imagine you mining for diamonds and suddenly BOOM! A nuclear decay happens right in front of your blocky face. It’s like fireworks but on steroids, man.

And get this, we got creepers that explode with radioactive power, turning everything into glowing blocks of awesomeness. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, dude.

But wait, there’s more! Our Ender Dragon is actually a mutant beast that shoots out gamma rays instead of fireballs. You gotta see it to believe it, bro.

So come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to wear your lead armor, cuz things are about to get radioactive up in here!