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ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	170
Mines Excavated:	4571	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	287991
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1938
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!