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Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Crops Grown:	6385
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	879489
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	2104	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mines Excavated:	2293	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	130
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Snowbreak: The Chilly Minecraft Madness Zone #175

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most epic events and outrageous banners that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event where you can capture units and battle in the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad. And don’t forget about the “Infinite Darkness” wave defense where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive banners like the [Nocturne Fissure] 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the [Sweet Fairytales] 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Plus, new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma and the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all in your path. See you in the game!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Animals Bred:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Animals Bred:	91	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the true meaning of fate in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep the diamonds, but if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game. Trust us, it’s a sight to see.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just forget you’re in a battle for your life.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden village of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon crafting. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon crafting.

So why wait? Join our server and embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Minecraft fate. Who knows what adventures await you?