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Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8614	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Votes:	3634	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of your computer betraying you every time you try to install a new operating system? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so stable, it won’t even corrupt your USB or SSD, no matter how many times you try to install Pop!_OS (seriously, who even uses that?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, your computer will be safe). Our community is full of friendly players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Linux distros, so you can find the perfect one for your needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave your USB corruption nightmares behind!

Pixelated Potato Playground: Where Cheap Laptops and Linux Distros Collide!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8727

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on your potato laptop or mini PC? Look no further, join our server and experience Minecraft like never before! Our server is so powerful, it can turn your cheap laptop into a supercomputer capable of running any Linux distro with ease.

Imagine this: You join our server and suddenly your laptop transforms into a high-tech gaming rig, with graphics so stunning you’ll think you’re in the game yourself. Your friends will be amazed at how smooth your gameplay is, and they’ll be begging to know your secret.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also receive a special potion that gives you the ability to fly in-game. No more falling off cliffs or getting lost in caves, now you can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Your cheap laptop will thank you!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

Affection, aita, arguments, BELIEF, Communication, depression, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, family, Kids, love, Marriage, normal, parents, ptsd, relationships, sticking it out, TEENAGE, Tension, toxic family, Unhappy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your parents’ marriage!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of in-laws. Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP matches, just like your parents fighting over who left the dishes in the sink.

Join now and experience the tension and drama of a marriage on the rocks, but with the added bonus of building your own virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations by building a giant castle or blowing up your enemies with TNT?

Forget about normal marriages, our server is anything but ordinary. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Just remember, griefing is allowed, but family therapy sessions are not included.

CryCraft Jams

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7682	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who sings sad songs that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, join us and get ready to cry tears of laughter on the best Minecraft server ever!

LostTribeMC Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimension Hops:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.

Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3645	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9499
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty

No Ignorance, Just Bliss

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2333
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.

we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.

we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.

so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.

Depressed Diners Minecraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7004	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	1906

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!