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The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

clean code practices, code compilation, code formatting, code organization, code quality, coding conventions, coding style, Comments.., function spacing, linters, linting rules, Linty, Minecraft, PEP standard, programming guidelines, programming standards, Python, Python best practices, smp, syntax rules, variable declaration, variable naming conventions, Whitespace

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Sapphire-World | Unique Anarchy Minecraft Server

administrators, Anarchy, Babes, cars, Donations, Free Donations, Minecraft, MONEY, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Sapphire-World, Server, Survival, Unique, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Crops Grown:	7380	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Our ANARCHO – server, one of the best servers among all anarchies! You will have everything! – MONEY, BABES, CARS, ADMINISTRATORS!

play.sapphire-world.ru

ConfusedCraft Minecraft Server

classic games, ConfusedCraft, console gaming, fanbase, FF remasters, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, inferior versions, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Popularity, re-releases, Remakes, remastered editions, RPG, Sales, Server, Square Enix, Successful, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old remastered versions of games when you can have this level of insanity?

CryptoScammerSMPBeautyPageant

Appearance, attractive, attractiveness, con artists, crypto scammers, cryptocurrency, CryptoScammerSMPBeautyPageant, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, fraudsters, KIND, long tail tags, Manipulation, online scams, scam, Trust, trustworthiness, Ugly

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	435	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being kind of attractive but not too attractive. Why, you ask? Well, our server is like a virtual dating show where we match players based on their pixelated looks. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pixelated fashion show you’ll ever see. We have players strutting their stuff in the latest diamond armor designs and showing off their best blocky poses. Who needs Paris Fashion Week when you have our Minecraft SMP?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground society of chicken worshippers. Yes, you read that right. These players have dedicated their Minecraft lives to building shrines and offering sacrifices to our feathered friends. It’s clucking crazy, but hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So if you’re kind of attractive and looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find love, fame, or a new appreciation for chickens.

CheaterMIL NoBabysit Minecraft Server

Affair, Boundaries, CheaterMIL, Cheating, Confront, counseling, DAUGHTER, family betrayal, family dynamics, father in-law, Heart condition, intimate details, loyalty, Marriage, messy situation, Minecraft, mother-in-law, NoBabysit, Pregnancy, privacy, Protective, Server, Trust, visitation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	117
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7483	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join now for a chance to witness scandalous affairs, heart attacks, and family secrets unfold right before your very eyes!

Our server features a stepmom (52 F) who can’t seem to keep her hands off another man, even while her husband (60M) is on the brink of death. Watch as she sneaks around, sending naughty messages and taking secret golf trips with her lover, all while her poor husband is clueless.

But that’s not all – there’s also a daughter caught in the middle, with her innocent bath time photos being shared with strangers. Will she ever be safe from the chaos that surrounds her family?

Join our server now to witness all the juicy drama unfold, and maybe even help solve the mystery of who this mysterious lover really is. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AccentCraft: ClassistF***Brother

abandonment issues, class discrimination, classist, ClassistFBrotherp, communication styles, country accent, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, father daughter relationship, pAccentCraft, parenting, proper speech, rural community, Rural life, rural upbringing, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers!

Just like the OP’s brother, you can cheat on your old Minecraft server and start fresh with us. Leave behind the city life and embrace the rural countryside vibes of our server. Grow your own virtual food, build a community with your fellow players, and live off the land like a true Minecraft farmer.

But beware, just like the OP’s brother, there may be some family drama along the way. Join us for family dinners where you can argue with your virtual relatives about accents and proper speech. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the crazy adventures begin! Just remember, no classist behavior allowed – we’re all about equality and fun here. See you in the game!

VideoVibez: Fav MVs & Why? Minecraft SMP

artist, best, Choreography, cinematography, creativity, Director, emotions, FAV, Favorite, favourite, Impact, Minecraft, Music, music video, MVS, Performance, production, smp, song, storytelling, Top, Video, VideoVibez, Visuals, why

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	6338	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic place to be! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic music video reenactments you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” with a bunch of creepers? Or maybe you’re more into Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” with a bunch of dancing villagers? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft music video superstar!

PixelPuffPalace

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Items Found:	5995
Dimension Hops:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4516
Enchantments Applied:	161	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a server that will blow your mind (but not your lungs)? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a smoke-free experience that will have you addicted in no time (to building, of course).

Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those nasty cigarettes. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, and if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So put down the pack and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be smoking is the competition. Join now for a breath of fresh air (literally, because there’s no smoke here)!

SeineSwimCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, Endurance, Event, France, health, last-minute testing, Minecraft, Outdoor, Paris, Race, river, Safe, Safety, seine, SeineSwimCraft, Server, sports, swim, swimming, Testing, Triathletes, water sports

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

TehranTakedownMC

Assassination, Conflict, current events, extremism, foreign relations, gaza, Hamas, iran, Islamic, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, Politics, Tehran, TehranTakedownMC, Terrorism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	4271	Players Killed by Monsters:	9240
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and take out ur frustrations on virtual blocks instead of real life stuff. We got zombies, creepers, and even a secret level where u can battle a giant hamster boss named Fluffy. Plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u unlock the power to fly and shoot lasers from ur eyes. So come join da fun and let’s get blocky together!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Cheating vectors, CraftyLove, dead people, Fine People hoax, Idenouncethetalmud, Identifying Trump supporters, Jan-6 hoax, Leftist brainwashing, love, Minecraft, On-the-fence citizens, optimism, pragmatism, Preventing Cheating, register to vote, Server, Trump Victory, Voter role sheets, voting process, WhereisJoe

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	974
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Emeralds Found:	5790
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	110

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we focus on helping Trump secure victory in the most epic way possible! We may not have the stats on Kamala’s performance, but we do have a whole lot of craziness to offer. Join us as we brainstorm methods to prevent cheating, like identifying Trump supporters in our social circles and helping them register to vote. We’ll also uncover major leftist brainwashing attempts, like the Jan-6 hoax and the “Fine People” hoax. And if you’ve witnessed any cheating in the voting process, share your stories with us! Let’s make sure our voices are heard and our blocks are placed in the right places. #WhereisJoe #Idenouncethetalmud (whatever that means) – Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!