Join our server and you might just run into Elvis Presley building a castle out of diamonds, or Marilyn Monroe riding a pig through the Nether. We even have a secret underground club where Michael Jackson and Prince have epic dance battles every night.
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We’re all about supporting the underdogs, you know? Those vtubers who are killin’ it but still need some love. Plus, we got all the deets on the latest chuubas who are independent and doin’ their own thing. No corporate shills here, just pure talent.
And don’t even get me started on the resources we got, like the VOD archives, Koikatsu cards, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. We got everything you need to immerse yourself in the world of indie vtubers.
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Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to kick out your sister-in-law who just won’t take the hint. Watch as she invites herself to all your virtual date nights and takes up all the space in your pixelated home. It’s like a virtual reality soap opera!
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Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama of family dynamics in Minecraft. And remember, if things get too heated, you can always take a break and mine some diamonds to calm your nerves. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
Once upon a time, there was a twin who borrowed their sibling’s epic jacket for a date with their boyfriend. But oh no, disaster struck when the twin started eating drippy foods over the jacket and then went to stay with their boyfriend’s smoking family! Will the jacket survive the night? Will the smell of smoke ruin its beauty forever?
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One time, I stayed up for 72 hours straight on this server because I heard there was a rare diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs. I was so delirious from lack of sleep that I started hallucinating and thought I was actually in the game. I tried to ride a real-life pig around my house thinking it would fly like in Minecraft.
But seriously, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re trying to communicate with us through pixel art. It’s like a conspiracy theory mixed with a virtual reality experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world. It’s lit, fam.